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| 11 Jul 2016 06:28 PM |
The game starts with a large, gaping light shining inside a prison cell. There, as dead memes live, a voice says, "Hello! It's nice to see you! I'm the MemeLord! I create the dank memes that you see before you! But first, let's get this out of the way, what is your race?"
Race: [Custom] |
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:31 PM |
"A keyblade, huh? Very interesting..." the voice says, but then asks another question, "What will your class be?"
Classes:
Doritolord Mountain Dew Warrior Doge Fighter Tricycle Knight Wow John Wanderer |
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:31 PM |
| Class:Keyblade, because a keyblade cannot be a class. |
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:33 PM |
"Keyblade again? Hm..." the voice ponders. "One more thing... your name!"
Name: ____________ |
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:40 PM |
"Begin your adventure, Moogle of Glory! Defeat the Final Boss of the Internet!" the voice says, before fading.
THE DEAD PRISON
Name: Moogle of Glory Level: 1 Class: Keyblade Items: Broken Shortsword
You begin inside the Prison of Dead Memes, where Memes that have passed on come to rest. You wake up, and look around. You take the key from the pocket of a corpse, then open the door with it. After running past several dead memes, you get to the surface of the prison.
A)Light Dankfire B)Continue forward
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:41 PM |
A)
HELP, THE FILTER IS DESTRO#### |
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:48 PM |
Name: Moogle of Glory Level: 1 Class: Keyblade Items: Broken Shortsword
You light the Dankfire, which is the first time light has ever been gleamed in the Dead Meme prison. You go up towards the door, and open it. Once done, a large ogre comes down.
THE SHREK WARDEN
HP: 1,000/1,000
A)Run into the exit B)Face your fate |
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:51 PM |
| Why do I have a short sword if I am a keyblade? Cant I use myself? |
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:53 PM |
@Brandon Sorta like Dark Souls 1's tutorial level.
Name: Moogle of Glory HP: 0/50 Level: 1 Class: Keyblade Items: Broken Shortsword
You face your fate, and Shrek kills you.
YOU DIED
Restarting at last checkpoint...
Name: Moogle of Glory Level: 1 HP: 50/50 Class: Keyblade Items: Broken Shortsword
A)Go through the door B)Go back |
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| 11 Jul 2016 06:54 PM |
| A but use my keyblade powers |
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| 11 Jul 2016 07:09 PM |
Name: Moogle of Glory Level: 1 HP: 50/50 Class: Keyblade Items: Broken Shortsword
SHREK WARDEN HP: 0/1,000
New item: Shrek Keyblade
You go down into the hallway, and find the Deteriorated Doge, who tells you this:
"Hello there. Much aggression was put into this asylum. I want to give you this, though..."
New Item: Much Key, Such door open
A)Thank him B)Ask about being a companion |
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