eelee345
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| 20 Mar 2016 03:31 PM |
BECOME A CRICKETER 1: http://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=182856742
You were barely 17 years old when you got your call up to the Canadian national team.(see BaC1) That was in February 2018.
Canada failed to qualify for the Cricket World Cup, the main World Cup, in the 2018 World Cup qualifier. In 2019, the World Cup happened without you.
Now it is July 2019, and you are barely 18. You have yet to make your debut in any format, you have just been a fringe player. However, you are still named in the squad because of consistent domestic performances. The T20 World Cup qualifiers are coming up.
The coach gives you his strict assurance. You will debut in this tournament.
Are you ready? You better be, because Canada will need to qualify for the T20 World Cup to save face.
Tough nations such as Scotland, Netherlands, Oman and Hong Kong are there. Afghanistan and Ireland have recently been promoted to a Full Member, and earned direct qualification, along with Bangladesh and Zimbabwe. You are playing for six spots in the qualifier after the qualifier, and then four spots in the main draw.
So to lay it out:
QUALIFIER GROUP A Hong Kong Netherlands Namibia Papua New Guinea USA Nepal Jersey
QUALIFIER GROUP B Scotland Oman Afghanistan Kenya UAE Fiji Canada
The top four teams from each group will qualify for the quarterfinals, so the top team in Group A will play the lowest ranked team in Group B, and vice versa.
QF1: A1 vs B4 QF2: A2 vs B3 QF3: A3 vs B2 QF4: A4 vs B1
Then, the losers play to decide the 5th and 6th placed teams.
Loser QF1: QF1 LOSER VS QF2 LOSER Loser QF2: QF3 LOSER VS QF4 LOSER
Then, the winners of those matchups play in the 5th + 6th placed playoff. The winner is 5th, the loser 6th. The others are eliminated.
5TH +6TH PLACED PLAYOFF: Loser QF1 WINNER vs Loser QF2 WINNER
Meanwhile, in the other bracket, it's a simple semifinal.
SF1: QF1 WINNER VS QF2 WINNER SF2: QF3 WINNER VS QF4 WINNER
The losers of those matches play in the 3rd+4th placed playoff. The winner is 3rd, the loser is 4th.
3RD+4TH PLACED PLAYOFF: SF1 LOSER VS SF2 LOSER
Then obviously, the final. Winner is 1st, loser 2nd.
FINAL: SF1 WINNER VS SF2 WINNER
This is all to get into the Qualifier after the qualifier.
QUALIFIER AFTER THE QUALIFIER GROUP 1 Afghanistan Zimbabwe 2ND PLACED TEAM IN QUALIFIER 4TH PLACED TEAM IN QUALIFIER 6TH PLACED TEAM IN QUALIFIER
QUALIFIER AFTER THE QUALIFIER GROUP 2 Bangladesh Ireland 1ST PLACED TEAM IN QUALIFIER 3RD PLACED TEAM IN QUALIFIER 5TH PLACED TEAM IN QUALIFIER
This is much more simple. The top 2 teams in each group go into to the main draw of the World T20.
So what are you waiting for? You have a long way to win the World T20... if you can even get there. |
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| 20 Mar 2016 03:33 PM |
| i decapitate the coach and smack his head with my cricket bat for a six and retire tbh |
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| 20 Mar 2016 03:33 PM |
You leave home. How shall you get to the airport to fly to Australia, where the qualifier is held?
A. Cab B. Drive C. Get your mother to drive you
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Kenamatic
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| 21 Mar 2016 06:51 PM |
| Get your mother to drive you because you're a giant mommy's boy. |
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| 21 Mar 2016 07:20 PM |
You get your mother to drive you to the airport. You meet up with the rest of Canada's team and get on the plane.
You land in Australia.
How cool are you?
A. Very B. Decently C. Not |
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nexus17
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| 21 Mar 2016 07:22 PM |
very
making this as accurate to me as possible
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| 21 Mar 2016 07:25 PM |
You are very cool. All the girls fall for you as you stride past them on the docks of Sydney.
A. Flex your "muscles" B. Flirt C. Sprint 100 m |
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| 21 Mar 2016 08:17 PM |
You begin flirting.
You get kicked in your groin.
Now what?
A. Cry in misery B. Throw yourself into the sewer and commit sewercide |
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| 21 Mar 2016 08:26 PM |
You cry in misery. The coach picks you up and takes you to the training arena.
What do you want to work on?
A. Your batting B. Your part-time legspin C. Your fielding |
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eelee345
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| 23 Mar 2016 07:02 PM |
You get some throwdowns from the coach, and practice your reverse-scoop, the toughest shot known to man.
Now it's night-time and you want to get some rest...
or do you?
A. Go to the bar B. Go to sleep C. Go out onto the road dancing around singing I'M A HIPPO |
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| 23 Mar 2016 07:07 PM |
You go onto the road singing "IM A HIPPO" with John Scott.
You are then detained by the police and sent to the Sydney jail.
How do you get out of this fix?
A. Explain "it was just a prank bro" B. Explain "that i was just having a good time" C. Club him on the head and run |
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| 23 Mar 2016 07:09 PM |
The police do not take kindly to your explanation. You then spill that you are the 18 year old Canadian cricket player.
They start laughing at you.
A. Club them and run B. Club them and get them to join the club C. Ragequit (alt+f4) |
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| 23 Mar 2016 07:13 PM |
| gonna need some more votes |
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| 24 Mar 2016 08:22 PM |
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#code print ("ᔕᙓᗩᙅᗩ☂26 ") |
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| 24 Mar 2016 08:25 PM |
You club them and get him to join the club. (1. club them 2. ???? 3. profit)
They are so awed by your club, they let you go on a small bail of 0.01 AUS$.
Tomorrow, you're ready for Jersey. You go back to your hotel room, and collapse on the bed, and go to sleep.
What do you dream about?
A. x rated material B. john scott rated material
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| 24 Mar 2016 08:26 PM |
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#code print ("ᔕᙓᗩᙅᗩ☂26 ") |
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| 24 Mar 2016 08:27 PM |
You dream about x-rated material with John Scott.
You wake up feeling refreshed.
You leap out of bed, go down to the hotel's breakfast room, and then look at the foods. What should you eat?
A. Toast B. Watermelon C. Coffee D. Human flesh
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