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| 09 Jul 2016 10:12 PM |
| are these song lyrics or are you serious |
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| 09 Jul 2016 10:12 PM |
let me guess it was awkward and you didn't talk in person when you were together and that's the reason why you broke up |
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| 09 Jul 2016 10:17 PM |
| The only gf I've ever had was in 8th grade, and it wasn't even THAT big, but at the 8th grade formal dance we were supposed to hang out and dance together but she pulled off a "high heels" excuse on me, so I hung out with other girl and guy friends for a few hours, then when she wanted the last dance with me with 10 minutes left in the dance I basically just turned her down, and a few weeks later found out she's bi too |
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| 09 Jul 2016 10:21 PM |
| @rune no we talked. the thing is she lives in a different part of town and its hard for me to see her, especially during the school year when I have football. |
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| 09 Jul 2016 10:22 PM |
| I've done pretty well actually keeping myself from being excessively depressed at not being in a relationship but I kinda got mad at myself for not asking this cute girl out to prom because I assumed, "you know, she's gotta have a date," but she just went to prom with friends |
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Logaids
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| 09 Jul 2016 11:21 PM |
oh boy its story time. so i've had three different significant others throughout the years, here are the stories behind all of them
So the first one I've ever had was this tall skinny white girl from South Africa (both her parents, she was born in Canada) which was in grade 7. This was a pretty typical grade 7 relationship, we didn't really get up to much. We started dating in early November when she asked me out in the school staircase, and I was like "ok". That's how I got the first girl phone number on my phone. Nothing big happened, we held hands and hugged on a regular basis but that's about as far as we went. On the last day before winter break she tried to kissed me but I backed away and basically denied her of her first. I rekt her good. This marked the downfall about a month and a half in. I went to her birthday party (lol) in early January which was nice. I stayed late and had the first ever cuddling session of my life, went home kissless. We broke up about a month later with no other major interaction, with her breaking up with me. Still kissless. This relationship was pretty good for a 7th grade one, overall rate is 6/10.
The second was in 8th grade. This one was with a person with Russian heritage, born in Canada, still white. This one was kind of awkward cause she was taller than me. I was probably 5'7 at the time and she was 5'9. Yet another relationship where the girl was taller than me. So this relationship was actually really nice. I asked her out in early October and we hung out basically every day at her house. I regularly cooked her dinner (nothing big but she liked Kraft Dinner so I was #blessed) and we cuddled regularly. I had my first kiss with her about 2 weeks into the relationship. A notable night was definitely Halloween. This was my second year not trick'or'treating (stopped in grade 7), and she came to my place. We handed out candy to some young ones for about an hour, and then we went in. We were home alone btw. So this was my first time getting to first base (making out), which was pretty baller for a 13 year old. The other notable day was in January when she was at my house (home alone again) and I got to base 1.5. This is feeling of the chest. I broke up with her that March I think. This was a really nice relationship with new experiences. 8/10
The final. This one was in 10th grade which was just last school year, as I took grade 9 off because holy crap social anxiety x1000 in grade 9. I literally had two friends all year and I was violently depressed. So this relationship was with a 5'4 Chinese girl, and it all started when I asked her out at a library in VERY late December (the 30th if I remember correctly) and I got a strong maybe. She came back to my place on January 2nd where we did some cuddling. UH OH she found my journal. UH OH that had some secrets in it (literally had detailed su1c1d3 plans and the full science behind how I would die) so that kinda made it awkward. She left shortly after. I don't know what inspired me to do this because she was kinda dismissive but I made up some bs about getting my life on track and I asked her out exactly a week later when she came to my place after school. This was January 9th. She said yes. It was going really well for the first part. It was basically perfect tbh. She'd come to my place every day we were both free and our first kiss was around the 20th. Around Valentine's we tried 0ral, and it was pretty great. Problem is I literally got strep throat right after. I went to her house pretty regularly when I wanted to get away from my family and her house was really nice. It was in the most Chinese district of the very Chinese city. She lived with her grandparents, and her family really liked me (except her racist grandfather and racist dad who didn't like my white meat). Her 5 year old brother and grandmother especially liked me. Her 5 year old brother always called me "Mr. Poopoo Head" and was adorable, and her grandmother always tried to talk to me but she spoke only Chinese and I speak only English, so it was tough. I remember once she spent 10 minutes trying to ask me if I liked juice at dinner. After that night marked the downfall. So I went to her place because my family was mad at me so I wanted to get out, she lives about 6 km away and I don't know how to get there so she got her dad to pick me up. I was at her place and we were just chilling on her bed when she got mad at me for literally no reason. I'm still salty about this. I asked "why" and she said "cause I feel like I should be mad at you more". That's stupid. So basically it's 2:00 AM and I'm being kicked out of my gf's house without knowing how to get home. I end up finding some teenager on the street after about 20 minutes and I got him to look up a cab company. Luckily he was a nice guy and he called me up a cab and I made it home around 3:00. Thank goodness I had my key. The cab driver was a really angry indian man, but he was chill enough to let me go into my house to get money to pay him. I snuck into my house and went to bed. Got grilled the next morning for good reason at this point, I was out until 3:00 and my curfew was 10:00. That night was the point of downfall. After that night she was just really really mean to me and just talked some mad ####. The next time my friends saw us together they were telling me to break up with her because she was verbally abusing me. She also tried to hit me when we were alone but she was a little 5'4 asian girl and I'm a 5'11 dude so I put a stop to that pretty quickly, but still she tried. So she was just really really mean to me and my friends spent hours a day trying to convince me to break up with her, but I was depressed and happy someone gave a crap about me so I just persevered. This was a HORRIBLE idea. It only got worse from there. It was just a really rough ride. Anyway this was my first experience with third base and was a good experience for the first half, but absolutely terrible at the end. 10/10 for the first couple months, -100/10 for the second half.
So there you have it, my brief experience with deh ladies.
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| 09 Jul 2016 11:24 PM |
... and then there's scar who lost his v-card in middle school
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| 09 Jul 2016 11:24 PM |
anyway yeah the moral of my stories are girls stink if they're over 13 so only date under 13 year olds!
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| 09 Jul 2016 11:28 PM |
i just turned 17 and i made it to base 1.5 just remember when you have girl troubles 99% of people on this forum are either garbage with girls or autistic including me and im dating someone
but i still suck |
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FIRECAKE
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| 09 Jul 2016 11:52 PM |
| wait did logaids actually share stories LMAO |
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FIRECAKE
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| 09 Jul 2016 11:53 PM |
"Anyway this was my first experience with third base and was a good experience for the first half, but absolutely terrible at the end."
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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| 09 Jul 2016 11:59 PM |
| not the only thing he shared : 3 |
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| 09 Jul 2016 11:59 PM |
| BRO THE CRINGE @ LOGAIDS LMFAO |
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eelee345
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| 10 Jul 2016 12:06 AM |
u guys do know im slightly autistic on purpose right. those stories are true but i have autism so
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| 10 Jul 2016 12:10 AM |
aint the only trhing he shared
rite kobe |
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| 10 Jul 2016 12:11 AM |
| I CRINGED SO HARD AT LOG LMAO |
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