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| 09 Jul 2016 08:29 PM |
YOU ARE A OTMÓN TRAINER YOU'VE JUST STARTED ON YOUR JOURNEY! yay fixed caps lock
what do you do new trainer |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:29 PM |
| choose a starter pokemon, obviously |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:30 PM |
Go talk to professor Toysack and get insulted by my rival Fadious
Sincerely, the reincarnation of poketrainer1928 |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:30 PM |
OT is the very best That RT never was To bait some nubs is my real test To flame them is my cause
I will travel from thread to thread Flaming far and wide Each newbag to understand My bandwagon is the one to ride
OT'mon! Gotta flame 'em all! It's you and me I know it's my destiny, OT'mon! Oh, you're my worst nightmare In a forum we're forced to share OT'mon! A heart so corrupt I know many flame wars will soon erupt,
You flame me and I'll flame you, OT'Mon! Gotta flame 'em all
Every OD'er along the way With keyboard in hand I will flame. I will bait nubs everyday Soon I'll be drowning in fame. Come at me, Do not stall, Spamming meme after meme. With a grin on my face I'll bait them all! It's always been my dream! |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:31 PM |
you go to leave and meet your rival and professor however you are stopped by your mother "buy me some shoes while you're out hon" you leave and meet the professor "Hello, what is your name?" |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:34 PM |
@Aspiring You are added to the list of ppl I respect
Sincerely, the reincarnation of poketrainer1928 |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:38 PM |
you tell the professor your name is luckeebaramaforeignmudkip "That's a nice name, but I'll call you trainer." "Welcome on your OTMón journey! I would like you to help me fill out my new invention; the OTDex. This amazing device can record every OTMón you encounter." "But it seems you don't have any OTMón... That's an issue. Here, pick a starter:" he lays before you three OTMón... Heartsaint LegoFedora Aspiring_Dev |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:40 PM |
LegoFedora
Sincerely, the reincarnation of poketrainer1928 |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:43 PM |
As/pring Fedora, a fusion!
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:46 PM |
why not both you try to take both legofedora and aspiring you drop Lego and he rolls into your rivals hands "IT'S ME, HEARTSTRINGS! I'll take Legofedora here and you can have Aspiring!" Your friend walks up "Ayy professor it's DapperNarwhal, you called?" "Yes Dapper and Heartstrings..." Professor Legoseed informs the two on WHAT'S GOING ONNNN Dapper takes Heartsaint
"So, Trainer, what's your goal? I'm becoming the OT Champion, and you'll see!" Heartstrings informs you You tell Heartstrings you don't know yet Dapper asks if you have any items You tell him you don't "What's in that bag if you're empty pocketed?" |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:48 PM |
a phone filled to the brim with 2hu
ot's official 2hu 1ccer |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:49 PM |
"a portal to hell" should be a portal to oblivion
ot's official 2hu 1ccer |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:56 PM |
>luckeewolf leaves >inb4 meme arrows
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:59 PM |
you show dapper your bag full of a portal to hell "Why'd you buy a bag from Macy's?" "Speaking of items, Dapper," Legoseed interrupts, "I have a little kit set up for each one of you. The kit has a new specially formatted bag meant to hold all of the items you'll need on your journey!" Legoseed hands everyone a bag full of OTrainer items "In each bag we have 1 Something Awful forums bot that will collect our next item for you automatically." Legoseed continues, "Our next item is bait, controversial in particular. Bait attracts OTMón and may even possibly start a flamewar with them. Unfortanutely bait can be too obvious and end up failing, which probably will worsen your reputation." "Now, once you've started a flamewar with some OTMón, you'll have to deploy your own to battle over the topic. A victory for your OTMón will push the over OTMón over the edge and they will sulk away for a while." "However, this next item will instead capture the OTMón if they are losing. This is a trollface or troll reveal. It reveals you are a troll to any OTMón in a flamewar with you. This will usually shock them, and they'll be forced to join your team. However on rare occasions they will say you're just saying you're a troll because you're losing an arguement. This will allow them to escape.
There is a lot more to cover but you are not a high enough level for that. Go help some settlements to get better!" |
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| 09 Jul 2016 08:59 PM |
| why is writing word walls on mobile so hard |
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| 09 Jul 2016 09:02 PM |
also OTMón will be oters but most likely the ones who post on this thread however there will be some rarer OTMón who are... Special... |
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| 09 Jul 2016 09:03 PM |
coolio
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