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| 07 Jul 2016 04:17 PM |
lol according to your posts you had all sorts of experiences and stuff
according to your breakfast thread you probably could have eaten that entire restaurant/fast food place |
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Insanero
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:20 PM |
Ugh really do you think people believe you? |
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hambertJR
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:21 PM |
| i went to the salad bar and filled a dish full of crackers and i topped it with ranch its kinde like biscuits and gravy hambert style |
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Insanero
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:22 PM |
well i mean im not really sure what is implausible about this whole thing
the fact that you can eat so much without quickly going into cardiac arrest |
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:22 PM |
op is a faggot so he'll play andy in this While Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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hambertJR
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:23 PM |
| i got 12 scoops of ice cream i was slobberin and licken for what seemed like forever but thats fine my tongue never gets tired i can eat a peach for hours |
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Deretooth
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:23 PM |
YOU COULD SAY YOUR RELATION GOT WOODIER While Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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hambertJR
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Deretooth
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:26 PM |
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY YOU TOOK TWO SLICES OF WOODY MELON While Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
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hambertJR
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:27 PM |
| i like to get brownie or cinnemin roll and top it off with buffalo sauce and bleu cheese and ranch to make a spicy sweet "Tijuana Style" desert :p slurrrpy good |
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The_Nade
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alpha_a
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:27 PM |
| im ban from golden corral because i went ham on the steak |
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hambertJR
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hambertJR
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:28 PM |
| you can hack the soda you can find new secret flavors by introducing salad dressing to the mix |
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:29 PM |
mud, your thread's like this are always blocks of text i can't read blocks of text, unless it's truly important :( |
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hambertJR
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| 07 Jul 2016 04:30 PM |
| hambert im going to la where do we meet |
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