Kolibob
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| 06 Jul 2016 09:35 PM |
Welcome, applicants!
- I expect this application to have 250+ words. - I expect EXCEPTIONAL grammar in this application. - I expect you to send this application to ME, MYSELF and ONLY I. - If you troll, consequences WILL happen. - Read the end, first. - From this line, you must copy past everything into the message that you'll send me:
[!!] - Follow ME to message ME. =========================================
**Why do you wish to join the CIA?**
**Explain briefly what CIA is tasked with. Your answer should include no more than 10 sentences.**
**What are your past experiences in nUSA Intelligence?**
**Do you have any skills or traits that are useful for the CIA?**
**What makes you a better candidate than the others?** **Where does CIA operate, domestic or foreign?**
**Name someone, in CIA, who can vouch for you. [OPTIONAL]**
**Name the current Director and Deputy Director of the CIA.**
**What is your Skype?**
[LEGAL DOCUMENT]
This document lays out a contract, a legal agreement witnessed by the United States Justice System, that will effect on the bearer unlimited criminal penalties including permanent federal imprisonment.
The signing of this document certifies the bearer's agreement to all the conditions laid out and that he/she may be subject to any manner of penalty in breaching these conditions.
//SIGNED// I hereby certify, under duress of the United States Justice System, that I will not release nor discuss any information, intelligence, or content (including images, text, videos, or any form of data transmission) concerning intelligence community operations without the permission of the Director of National Intelligence or President of the United States.
I hereby declare in this legal statement that I am to be fired from all agencies and permanently federally imprisoned should I breach the terms of this contract This legal contract may only be declared null and void by the DNI or POTUS.
Signed, [Username]
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Signed, Director of Central Intelligence Agency, Kolibob
Signed, Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, Microparticle |
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| 06 Jul 2016 09:37 PM |
whats the point of apps when you dont read them
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trout5837
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Kolibob
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NFL24
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| 06 Jul 2016 09:41 PM |
| Any idea how many will be accepted? |
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Kolibob
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| 06 Jul 2016 09:46 PM |
| Everyone that sent in a great app. |
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| 06 Jul 2016 11:54 PM |
| How we know if we get accepted ? |
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Zehq
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| 06 Jul 2016 11:58 PM |
well i know i sent you an app koli,
pretty sure it had 250+ words? |
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Kolibob
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| 07 Jul 2016 01:46 AM |
| You will be messaged in 1-3 days from now if you have been accepted. |
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SnoopDogg
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| Joined: 14 Aug 2007 |
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| 07 Jul 2016 01:47 AM |
son the only thing i need to do is stay red and die
suck it blue |
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| 07 Jul 2016 02:12 AM |
| I like how he gives the answer for the 2nd to last question at the end of the app... |
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| 07 Jul 2016 05:25 AM |
"- I expect you to send this application to ME, MYSELF and ONLY I."
why koli, why..This joke killed me irl, imma go drink bleach |
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| 07 Jul 2016 10:15 AM |
| Do we have to have a skype? |
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