FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:38 PM |
hello and welcome to the 78th annual firecake guild awards, honoring food that tastes good
i'm your host, neil patrick harris' straight cousin
without further ado, the winners:
BEST DRINK (non-alc): chocolate milk runner up: whole fat milk
BEST DRINK (alc): fireball runner up: everclear
BEST CANDY: butterfinger runner up: reeses cups
BEST STADIUM FOOD: french fries runner up: peanuts
BEST APPETIZER: buffalo wings runner up: cheesy bacon fries from outback
BEST ENTREE: pizza runner up: whole crab
BEST DESSERT: ice cream runner up: brownies
thank you, next up is reruns of orange is the new black |
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:40 PM |
"BEST CANDY: butterfinger runner up: reeses cups"
i did not know we had this much in common |
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:40 PM |
| K/I./T. KA.ttt(S) and T//WlX got snubbed. Filter |
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Logaids
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:41 PM |
imagine how much being allergic to peanut butter must suck
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:41 PM |
| these are objective facts, everyone believes this |
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:42 PM |
| kits taste like cardboard, twix WTF are you doing with your life |
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BMLGUY
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:43 PM |
twix and kits are god tier tf is u
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drbat
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:43 PM |
"runner up: whole fat milk"
Nah that that is way too rich. It is good everyone once in a while but I can't drink more then like 6 ounces of that stuff a day.
"BEST CANDY: butterfinger runner up: reeses cups"
Horrible taste
"BEST STADIUM FOOD: french fries runner up: peanuts"
Brisket Nachos. Nuff said.
"BEST APPETIZER: buffalo wings runner up: cheesy bacon fries from outback"
Fried Mozzarella sticks. Nuff Said
"runner up: whole crab"
Steak
"runner up: brownies"
Cookies
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BMLGUY
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:44 PM |
so is crunch
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:50 PM |
BEST CEREAL: cinnamon toast crunch runner up: honey nut cheerios |
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:52 PM |
"honey nut cheerios"
delete your account |
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Logaids
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:53 PM |
dude quaker granola is good as heck thats #1 no doubt
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:53 PM |
"Nah that that is way too rich. It is good everyone once in a while but I can't drink more then like 6 ounces of that stuff a day.
leonard from big bang theory headass
i'd rather not drink cow piss, milk is milk, get big
"Horrible taste"
>enjoys the taste of cardboard
"Brisket Nachos. Nuff said."
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"Fried Mozzarella sticks. Nuff Said"
>whole milk is too rich >fried mozzarella
"Steak"
overrated, maryland crab is one of the best foods and experiences on the planet
"Cookies"
grow up |
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:53 PM |
"BEST CEREAL: cinnamon toast crunch runner up: honey nut cheerios"
maybe if u like cuts in your mouth N____GGA ROFL
krave (even though ive never had it) is the best... |
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:54 PM |
"delete your account"
see my cholesterol in 50 years headass |
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:56 PM |
"krave (even though ive never had it) is the best..."
krave overrated, i can only eat like 2 bowls in a row then i have to stop
i've gone whole weekends eating only cinnamon toast crunch, if you argue that you are an islamic terrorist |
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:58 PM |
i used to only eat cinnamon toast crunch for entire weekends
but then on mondays i would wake up with a ton of ####ing cuts in my mouth because they are so F____CKING G___Y |
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 07:58 PM |
@ all the wafer candy lovers
you're literally eating "wafers"
that's candy lingo for "cartridge paper"
go ahead and change your toner while you enjoy your tasteless crap |
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 08:02 PM |
BEST COOKOUT MEAT: ribs runner up: hamburger |
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| 04 Jul 2016 08:12 PM |
"BEST DRINK (alc): fireball runner up: everclear"
wtf? isn't everclear banned in MD? i have never seen it at any store i've ever been to
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 08:13 PM |
| dude probably, doesn't mean you can't get it |
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| 04 Jul 2016 08:20 PM |
do you drive to DC to get it?
not worth it unless you wanna pass out in a dusty KFC bathroom at 3 in the morning
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 08:24 PM |
| no, i show up to places and if they have it i drink it |
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| 04 Jul 2016 08:27 PM |
"hey i was just wondering if you guys have pure ethanol here?"
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FIRECAKE
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| 04 Jul 2016 08:28 PM |
| more like accept drink, ask what it is, "everclear," dope |
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