Confuro
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| 02 Jul 2016 12:09 PM |
| My phone started ringing absurdly loud. When I checked whom it was, I was horrified. It was... |
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Confuro
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:17 PM |
bump (not part of the story)
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:18 PM |
| but I hadn't ordered a pizza |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:20 PM |
| But then there was a knock at the door |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:22 PM |
| It was a strange old man who gave me a book... |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:23 PM |
| I didn't trust him so I burned it |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:24 PM |
| And I told my mom I ate my feet then a guy came into the |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:24 PM |
| but before I did, I looked at the first page, it said "here lies your fate". |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:26 PM |
| Then, I ate the pizza and drank some tea |
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farrellk
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:27 PM |
| the tea was secretly poison i had 20 minutes to live since it was abnormally slow acting |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:28 PM |
| My Mum used her magic powers and made it anti-poison |
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funjoe1
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:28 PM |
| so i asked my mom to take me to the doctor |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:28 PM |
| So I called my doctor, he said he had never seen this strain of poison. |
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Confuro
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:28 PM |
Credit to xXNeonRiderXx who gave me idea of this (not part of the story)
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farrellk
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:29 PM |
| i had 30 minutes left due to some flaw in logic. i ordered a pizza so i could meet the person who poisoned me. |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:29 PM |
And then the doctor found out what it was by 1year study And the poison was...
If i look like a ODer read this thread first! *IMPORTANT* https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:30 PM |
| I kicked the doctor and escaped |
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farrellk
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:30 PM |
| really just some really stale maymays |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:31 PM |
| and the swat team ambushed you out of nowhere |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:32 PM |
| I called my mum to attack them |
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funjoe1
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| Joined: 22 Feb 2012 |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:32 PM |
| then i was on america got talent and since ive had severe anxiety for the passed 9 years because my father had beaten me since i was 5 i threw up i mean like THREE UP like it was all over the floor like and then it just started SPEWING from my mouth and it got onto simon cowell's hair and he pressed the buzzer but then i stopped vomiting and my grandma came out and brought me a skateboard and i did a 360 kickflip over the judges and then a tiger came in because some dude brought a tiger so the tiger mauled simon cowell and everyone was happy so i won america's got talent and that kids is the story of how i met your mother |
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| 02 Jul 2016 01:33 PM |
so you jumped over the swat team with your epic jumping skills
WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING UHMHUMHU... BIGGGGGGGGGG? |
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