Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:49 AM |
it is 2018.
there are no wars going on.
your name is private tom johnson.
you work at the reception desk at the national guard base. --------------------------------------------------------------
a) get coffee b) sit there c) turn on computer |
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LNG257
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:52 AM |
you turn on your computer.
a) access news b) look at notes c) surf the web |
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LNG257
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:53 AM |
you try to illegally download said computer came on the national guard computer and succeed.
a) play civ 5 b) uninstall it c) play it later |
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LNG257
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:55 AM |
[afk]
*computer game [dammit]
you play civ 5 for several hours, overall being an average player.
a) turn off civ 5 b) keep playing civ 5 c) uninstall civ 5 d) get coffee e) stare at screen |
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benzo2
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:57 AM |
Total Conflict? Did you just not want to use 'war'? Well, not use it twice, I guess. |
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LNG257
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benzo2
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| 26 Jun 2016 12:36 PM |
| No it isn't. That is an actual term describing a form of warfare. Total conflict, however, is not a thing. |
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 03:06 PM |
[total conflict: the ashes of conflict!!!!]
you stare at the screen, taking in the glow.
sergeant tim walks over and takes a sip of his coffee.
"good morning tom johnson, what are you up to?"
a) "nothing boss haha" b) "go away" c) "just staring up my screen. also i was playing civ 5 earlier" d) "that's classified" |
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 03:13 PM |
sergeant tim takes a sip of his coffee.
"that's okay, it's technically not allowed but i don't care. have fun tom johnson." he walks off.
a) check news for big updates!! b) check notes c) surf web
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marc12267
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| 26 Jun 2016 03:25 PM |
| c to see if 4chan is still on |
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 03:56 PM |
"YOU APPEAR TO HAVE REACHED A SITE THAT HAS BEEN BLOCKED."
you try to access 4chan but you see that the site has been blocked by the national guard's PC connection.
a) check news for big updates!! b) check notes c) surf web |
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| 26 Jun 2016 04:10 PM |
a
*Sitting Alone In A Corner* [Diary Entry #932] Well Im Here, Last Man On Earth I Used The World Scaner No One's Here, No one to Talk To, No One To Go Outside With Me I Think This Is It For Me, Goodbye World. |
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 04:24 PM |
you go on the news.
the headline says, "TENSIONS FINALLY END BETWEEN EAST AND WEST"
clicking on the article, it says. "a historic moment has happened today. china, cuba and north korea have finally realized communism doesn't work and have become full-fledged democracies. all nuclear weapons states have decided to dismantle their entire arsenals as per a UN agreement."
a spokesman said "yeah no war will probably happen in centuries lol"
a) frown and wonder why you're still in the national guard b) get up and cheer very loudly c) don't believe anything the article says, and assume communists have hijacked the government |
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| 26 Jun 2016 04:40 PM |
c
*Sitting Alone In A Corner* [Diary Entry #932] Well Im Here, Last Man On Earth I Used The World Scaner No One's Here, No one to Talk To, No One To Go Outside With Me I Think This Is It For Me, Goodbye World. |
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 04:50 PM |
you scowl and exit from the article.
a) worriedly glance around. what if they know that you know? b) pull out handgun. c) shut your computer off in case there's a hidden camera that detects your facial expressions for dissidence. |
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| 26 Jun 2016 04:54 PM |
| b. and shoot the next person who comes in. |
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SanoSauro
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Quilboar
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| 26 Jun 2016 05:57 PM |
you shut off your computer and pull out your pistol. sergeant tim walks back in, and you immediately shoot him in the face, killing him instantly.
private johnson stands up from his computer on the other side of the room and freaks out.
"holy crap dude, you shot tim!"
a) calmly explain to johnson that the communists have taken over the government. b) shoot johnson. c) shoot johnson's computer and tackle him to the ground before the commie surveillance drones can see him through the window. |
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| 26 Jun 2016 06:03 PM |
c
*Sitting Alone In A Corner* [Diary Entry #932] Well Im Here, Last Man On Earth I Used The World Scaner No One's Here, No one to Talk To, No One To Go Outside With Me I Think This Is It For Me, Goodbye World. |
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SanoSauro
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