man1912
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:43 PM |
A time traveler appears out of nowhere and attempts to assassinate you
And she is saying things like "I MUST SAVE HUMANITY FROM TOTAL DESTRUCION AND GENOCIDE!"
And the only thing you have to defend yourself is a Stick and some Bleach (don't ask)
Wat do
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Noochy
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:43 PM |
Beat the hell out of her because I'm a boxer.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Annonical
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:44 PM |
| Sit down and invite her to a tea party to discuss if I should let her assassinate me |
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:45 PM |
its a she?
hmh
an idea is growing in my brain!
its not the only thing growing ;3
Assassins's lenny brotherhood-- ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡°) --R$2,272 |
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181999
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:48 PM |
| Well that would mean I succeed at genocide in the future. Which means I must kill her so I can put humanity where it belongs, Hell. |
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:48 PM |
throw the bleach at her then do a lil moves i learned from watching ufc
Car Broke, Phone Yes? |
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man1912
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:51 PM |
@light
Lenny
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man1912
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| 26 Jun 2016 11:53 PM |
B
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man1912
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| 27 Jun 2016 12:12 AM |
B2
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Miro5951
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| 27 Jun 2016 12:13 AM |
go pee
MIRO тнє ᔕᗯᗩǤǤᗴᖇ 𝓢𝓐𝓨𝓢 . |
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| 27 Jun 2016 12:16 AM |
pour the bleach on the stick shove the stick in her mouth
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| 27 Jun 2016 12:17 AM |
"an idea is growing in my brain!
its not the only thing growing ;3"
what if it's your mom
or sister |
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JBunnyHD
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| 27 Jun 2016 12:17 AM |
drink the bleach
+1 | mario isnt that bad |
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Oshmoo
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| 27 Jun 2016 12:17 AM |
what are they using to assassinate me
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stay_lame
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iSlush
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| 27 Jun 2016 12:18 AM |
| shove the stick up her ass and pour the bleach in her mouth |
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| 27 Jun 2016 12:18 AM |
i'd just let her take me
better i die than risk total destruction and genocide |
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man1912
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| 27 Jun 2016 10:32 AM |
^y
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| 27 Jun 2016 10:33 AM |
break legs, ask her why me, finish her
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3DSDog
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| 27 Jun 2016 10:33 AM |
Tell her to sit on my bed.
Okay...
PREPARE TO DIE
I throw the bleach and she drinks the bleach |
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| 27 Jun 2016 10:33 AM |
what if she was just saying it as a joke
and then you kill her
and you feel a deep-rooted hatred begin to fester within yourself
and you actually end up causing a genocide
just because she tried to kill you
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| 27 Jun 2016 10:34 AM |
| beat her and try to figure out what i even did |
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3DSDog
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| 27 Jun 2016 10:35 AM |
JUST KIDDING!
I go to her and ask
WHY THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
Then I punch her in the face
Then throw her out my window
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