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Moose_God is not online. Moose_God
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24 Jun 2016 05:21 PM
2016. great year

July -

IN WORLD:The world economy more or less crashes, the US UK and EU are living in 3rd world standards due to Brexit

IN US: Obama is shot and Biden cries or something like that and elections are held early. Trump is announced as president fastening the decline of America

August -

IN SWITZERLAND: Switzerland founds a new economic system, namely "Fonduism" based on the idea of maximising the amount of fondue produced while minimizing the cost to produce fondue. Although it's just capitalist with Fondue as a currency (the swiss figured it's less prone to inflation), capitalist nations condemn it.

IN AFRICA: Uganda adopts a mercantile model because capitalism is obviously failing. It works. It creates "colonies" in it's neighbors and takes over all of Africa.

IN UK: Scotland, Wales and Ireland vote leave to create "The Union of Craic", basically a bunch of celtic nations

IN LONDON: Boris Johnson realizes the UK is dead, resigns as prime minister and declares London an independent nation "The Singapore of Europe". The queen becomes the absolute monarch of "Great England (known to the world as wee britain)

IN US: Texas secedes for unexplained reasons. Washington and Oregon tries to follow suit but since they dont want to use violence they all go on hunger strike and die. Donald divorces Melenia

IN CROATIA: Melenia Trump takes over because she has the highest iq in eastern europe

IN EUROPE: More and more EU countries vote leave, Turkey still wants to join

September -

IN USA/RUSSIA - Trump marries Putin and annexes Russia

IN ENGLAND - The queen's palace is under siege by Boris Johnson's London army forces. The queen refuses to leave because 'the rest of england stinks', to solve this they put the queen's palace on wheels and declare it the new capital. The queen decides to invade Australia.

IN THE GREAT UGANDAN EMPIRE - Uganda which now encompasses all of Africa creates a satellite state in Italy

IN CHINA- The swiss get tired of being neutral and bomb China, which quickly realizes Communism isnt working and overthrows the Communist party and replace it with Fonduism. The Swiss are happy

IN SWITZERLAND - The Swiss now have the highest GDP in the world, much higher than any other country. Only Uganda comes close. The Swiss get increasingly belligrent, claiming back what the Germans stole from them and exporting their economic system of Fonduism through all of Europe. A bunch of smart people also move their suddenly and start working on a secret project.

October -
IN USA - After he nuked Canada for canceling The Real Housewives of Vancouver, Trump did the unthinkable. He proposed an assault gun ban. The United States quickly started to resemble the Old Wild West while the rust belt remained loyal to Trump

IN THE GREAT UGANDAN EMPIRE - Emperor TYRONE R UGANDUS gives a speech saying mericantilism and Fonduism cannot coexist in the world, setting up the stage for a clash between the two great super powers, the Swiss and Uganda.

IN SWITZERLAND - To protect the free world they created a death star. Enough said. Seeing fondue as such a valuable asset, the eating of fondue is illegalized, radical constitutionists question, would Payn Tand the founder of Fonduism approve? We're depriving the very MEANING of Fonduism with this

IN CANADA - After getting bombed by the rednecks to the south of the border, a few survivors remain, rebuilding their great land, in secrecy. Knowing the world's end would be soon to come, they decided not to reveal themselves to the public, writing a letter the "The World" with the subject "Sorry"

IN UNION OF CRAIC - After realizing everyone else who used to be celtic were damned liberal loonies, Wales secedes and decides to go at it alone. After realizing their bad at going at it alone they rent out their nation to the Church of Scientology

IN wee britain - After getting destroyed by the Australian Roo Defense forces, the Queen is using increasingly hostile rhetoric, but is considered as irrelevant as North Korea was prior to 2016 (now it is used by the Great Empire of Uganda to counterweight the Swiss backed Chinese in the eastern theater)

IN SWEDEN - The 3rd nation left in the EU which hasnt fallen under the Swiss or Ugandan independence hold a referendum on Swexit, Swexit wins 51-49. A day later start the Non aligned movement and become the 'old switzerland'

November-

IN THE GREAT EMPIRE OF UGANDA - Steals death star plans to create its own deathstar

IN SWITZERLAND - Those freakin Ugandans send obese people to eat up all the fondue, the fondue shortage creates a MINOR economic collapse, the Swiss liquadate, or rather, solidify the fondue supply to make sure it's effects don't spread to far. It works with only 3 jobs lost

IN SYRIA - Syria sees how crappy the rest of the world is and becomes a nice free place with unicorns and rainbows. The HDI is ranked #1 by the HDI board or whatever

IN TURKEY - Turkey is still desperate to join Germany and France in the EU but is given 10 tons of paperwork

IN THE USA - The United States recedes to complete local government with some adventurers and travelers coasting from city to city hunting outlaws.

IN TRUMPISTAN - Trump points to the rest of the world and says "hey we're pretty average, not bad right?". The situation actually improves in the rust belt as it's now the only part of the US left, they actually get cared about.

IN THE WORLD - With the world now split between the spheres of influences of Fonduism of the Swiss and Mercantilism of the Ugandans, the Swiss and Ugandans wage many proxy wars.

IN DECEMBER -

IN EUROPE - Realizing the EU was dead, Germany and France join Fonduist movement.

IN TURKEY - Realizing the EU had no more members, the president of the EU finally accepts Turkey into the EU, Turkey is absolutely overjoyed. The EU capital moves to Istanbul and Turkey gives the Kurds independence just so more than 1 country can be in the EU

IN KURDISTAN - Kexit

IN CANADA - The survivors of Canada take over Alaska because no one lives there, eh?

IN SWITZERLAND - A new president is elected championing a policy of containment - don't let Uganda spread anywhere new

IN UGANDA - Emperor Ugandus laughs at the Swiss's miserable lives in a public speech, but in private shivers the idea of someone having the same strength of his armies

The world now hangs in the balance through only mutually assured destruction. The swiss and and Ugandans wait for the other side to strike first, with the ability to wipe the other off the map in just seconds. They watch each other's every move and carefully evaluate it to determine how to come up on top


~The holiest of Moose kind~
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Syntaxical is not online. Syntaxical
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24 Jun 2016 05:23 PM
i will die this year
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Pagoush is not online. Pagoush
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24 Jun 2016 05:24 PM
Ok
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Tarceo is not online. Tarceo
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24 Jun 2016 05:25 PM
Someone's been spending too much time in their clannies.


inb4mods
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ImGloomy is not online. ImGloomy
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24 Jun 2016 05:27 PM
tl;dr


haha weaklings, i can break paper
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NoNLikeABoSs is not online. NoNLikeABoSs
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24 Jun 2016 05:28 PM
bruh this is some next level predictions yo

props to u for this long thread
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RilpoXBL is not online. RilpoXBL
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24 Jun 2016 05:30 PM
this is actually very likely

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Moose_God is not online. Moose_God
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24 Jun 2016 05:46 PM
tl;dr we all are screwed


~The holiest of Moose kind~
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nova981 is not online. nova981
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24 Jun 2016 05:55 PM
IN US: Obama is shot and Biden cries or something like that and elections are held early. Trump is announced as president fastening the decline of America

thats not how it works
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nova981 is not online. nova981
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26 Apr 2017 12:19 PM
hi
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