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MrPurkz is not online. MrPurkz
Joined: 27 Feb 2013
Total Posts: 104
23 Jun 2016 09:48 PM
I guess this makes you my ancestors. Let's just say that somewhere along your, yes, your family tree, you give birth to a boy that goes back in time and posts on the site you spent most of your youth on. Here we go:

I'm from the year 3008.

The secret society "illuminati" is exposed as a large people working with the government.

Memes are so old nobody uses them anymore. They aren't even thought of as funny.

Tons of new gadgets and inventions are created, but the future children take them for granted.

Time travel became possible in 2095, when a prodigy was born 10 years earlier. I will not say their gender or name. (It wasn't me)

I'm about to take a huge risk. Here we go: I just broke into the lab (which will be put into a news article that most of you will read in the future, me getting arrested for breaking in) and applied some of the required chemicals to the TM, which I have used to get back to the year sixteen, hack into my own roblox account, and post here.

The man who helped me get in here told me to refer to the Chronousage Fragmentator as a time machine because he has used it himself to get to 1940. The only thing he told me about his experience was that he panicked because while he was standing in a crowd, a man took a black and white photo which showed his modern clothing. He was at the reopening of the South Fork Bridge in Canada.

Anyway, I would give out my PW right here because in this year I no longer care for my roblox account in this "future year" but I don't want to break the heart of my past, childish self.

If anyone uses this TM ever again, it could cause an alternate timeline to be created. I don't know how many timelines there are right now as I type this, but I don't want to risk another one being created. Therefore, I'll destroy the TM the moment after I post.

I'm doing the world a favor!
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poketrainer1928 is not online. poketrainer1928
Joined: 16 Aug 2013
Total Posts: 7226
23 Jun 2016 09:50 PM
Do I ever own a NES in the future?


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PlasticProjectz is not online. PlasticProjectz
Joined: 25 Aug 2015
Total Posts: 1716
23 Jun 2016 09:51 PM
thank but i won't be able to see the news


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poketrainer1928 is not online. poketrainer1928
Joined: 16 Aug 2013
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23 Jun 2016 09:51 PM
WAIT
Is there ever gonna be a Shovel Knight 2?


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Exoticism is not online. Exoticism
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23 Jun 2016 09:53 PM
"Memes are so old nobody uses them anymore. They aren't even thought of as funny."
Not from the future #Exposed
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MrPurkz is not online. MrPurkz
Joined: 27 Feb 2013
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23 Jun 2016 10:01 PM
I lied. I have not destroyed the time machine yet, as I wish to see my ancestors skeptic reactions first.

My relatives told me memes were pretty popular in these times. They also told me memes were the most low class and pathetic slice of humor ever to be thought of. What do you guys think of them? Of course the orange avatar likes memes, as his post proves it.

I barely know anything about memes amyway. They don't exist in these times.
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MrPurkz is not online. MrPurkz
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23 Jun 2016 10:04 PM
Can I get some answers, please? I might just pile all of this into my history paper.
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poketrainer1928 is not online. poketrainer1928
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23 Jun 2016 10:08 PM
Plz tell me.
Is there a Shovel Knight 2?


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MrPurkz is not online. MrPurkz
Joined: 27 Feb 2013
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23 Jun 2016 10:09 PM
Well, what a total bummer. Going to destroy the TM now. It actually has been fun. This forum thing is really cool. Hope none of you remember this thread when the time comes or it could create a paradox or something similar.

Goodbye. Ancestors.
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poketrainer1928 is not online. poketrainer1928
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23 Jun 2016 10:10 PM
IS THERE A SHOVEL KNIGHT 2
I WILL BREAK YOUR MACHINE WITH MY SHOVEL UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME


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NebulaStudio is not online. NebulaStudio
Joined: 20 Dec 2015
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23 Jun 2016 10:15 PM
Wouldn't he be talking a bit differently if he was from the future?
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MrPurkz is not online. MrPurkz
Joined: 27 Feb 2013
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23 Jun 2016 10:16 PM
I did research on the Shovel Knight thing, but there are no records of it even existing. I suppose it's just too old.

Thanks for replying to my forum thread, but I'm serious. I must escape the lab before one of the cameras catches a glimpse of me. I'm on a UIM, one of the mobile telegraphs we have in this time. I realize I do have a chance and this doesn't have to end with me getting caught and arrested, possibly executed for utilizing the defibrillator. Nobody except the higher powers is allowed to use it, and only use it for changing historical catastrophic events. Like when I S I S made a push on the U.S. They quickly took care of that.

I can't say anything else, goodbye!
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poketrainer1928 is not online. poketrainer1928
Joined: 16 Aug 2013
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23 Jun 2016 10:24 PM
WAT
WATTTT
LIES
SHOVEL KNIGHT WILL ALWAYS BE THERE
OHHH GREAT KNIGHT OF THE SHOVEL, PLEASE SHOW THIS MAN THE LIGHT


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MrPurkz is not online. MrPurkz
Joined: 27 Feb 2013
Total Posts: 104
23 Jun 2016 10:49 PM
I'm proof that Shovel Knight will not always be there, neither will you.

Nothing lasts forever, life repeats itself, we're all doomed.
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