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| 18 Jun 2016 07:05 PM |
| "OK, rate your grammar out of 10." "I ratte my gramar out of 10 a soild nine" |
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Oshmoo
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:05 PM |
"do you have any past experience????"
"why do you want to work for us"
"how did you hear of us"
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:07 PM |
"HOW OLD ARE YOU"
"OK PLEASE TELL US YOUR GENDER" |
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:11 PM |
"Ok, we are taking off, what do we have down or on?"
"The gear, flaps, and ignition are down/on."
"No, the gear is up."
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Oshmoo
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:12 PM |
the applications rarely ever have anything to do with the actual job
"the flight plan i just filed with the agency lists me, my men, and dr pavel here. but only one of you. who is it???"
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fsocks
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:13 PM |
one time i saw one that said "Rate your Grammer ?/10"
ok |
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:14 PM |
it's more about like: "ok how'd you hear about us" "how will you contribute to us" (how will you make us more profit)
"are you active" (how much money can u make us each day) |
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Borsy
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:17 PM |
sometimes i go to some group interview and if they ask me a personal question like age, i report them secretly
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:22 PM |
| then the group founder gets banned and the entire group goes down in flames ; ) |
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:24 PM |
"the applications rarely ever have anything to do with the actual job"
This is one of the truest things I have ever seen. |
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:32 PM |
| the most annoying thing is when they take 5 years each person and they say "interviews are over, i'm tired" |
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Borsy
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| 18 Jun 2016 07:34 PM |
one time some interviewer was like "#################################" the interviewee said "It's in hashtags." interviewer banned him for "safechat" eventually he realized he kicked like 12 people which is 100% of all people he interviewed and tried to apologize
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| 19 Jun 2016 12:59 PM |
"How old are you"
I am eieght |
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| 19 Jun 2016 01:00 PM |
for police department groups
"have you worked in a police force previously?" litteraly what
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NighZy
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| 19 Jun 2016 01:06 PM |
"How good are you at swordfighting?" "How good are you at shooting things?"
"How old are you again?"
。‿。 My name rhymes with Nigh. 。‿。 |
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| 19 Jun 2016 02:39 PM |
"have you worked in a police force previously?"
I like how they imply that they are actually police groups lol |
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| 19 Jun 2016 02:42 PM |
| "please fill out this form for the next five hours because you discharged your pistol once" |
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| 20 Jun 2016 02:03 AM |
| "hi, are you guys hiring?" "NO APPLICATIONS ARE CLOSED #### [exiles from group]" ????????? |
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| 20 Jun 2016 02:04 AM |
| why bump this trash posting |
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NighZy
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| 21 Jun 2016 02:43 PM |
^ You're talking
。‿。 My name rhymes with Nigh. 。‿。 |
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