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| 19 Jun 2016 11:28 AM |
What do I do? She's dating a watermelon right now. cricri ;c |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:28 AM |
Woooooah duuuude
That's cold maaaan |
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iHaydenx3
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Gamelon
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:29 AM |
| thats heavy, i hope you feel better. |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:29 AM |
MY WIFE ISN'T A WATERMELON. SHE'S DATING A WATERMELON, I DON'T LIKE WATERMELON. IT'S NOT EASY YA KNOW? His name is george. |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:30 AM |
| I'm scared. What if her watermelon comes and tries to kill me? I found them in our room reading magazines. She said they were just friends! LIAR! |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:34 AM |
i have tap water here you want a tap water? |
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0TForumer
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:35 AM |
"wife..I mean husband"
"She"
CHOOSE A GENDER DAMN IT
lol |
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Nemhain
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:36 AM |
| smash the melon with a cantaloupe |
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MrsNoobjr
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IronGuest
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:38 AM |
I found him lol he's down there
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:38 AM |
get shrekt and or dunked on
just just just |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:50 AM |
I would get back together with her, but, I ran out of the room after slapping her. I don't think we'll be getting back together. TIME TO GO OUT TO TOWN AND FIND A NEW WIFE ;D Atleast I know I'll find a hottie. |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:56 AM |
OH MY LORD! WIFEY CAME CRAWLING BACK ;D |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:58 AM |
The gates of hell have closed again back to life
you are most welcome |
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0TForumer
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| 19 Jun 2016 01:15 PM |
| WIFE OR HUSBAND OR WUSBAIFE (a weird combination of the two)???????????????????????????????? |
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| 19 Jun 2016 01:16 PM |
| STAB THE MELON AND EAT ITS INSIDES |
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| 19 Jun 2016 05:12 PM |
| EAT HER, SHE BETRAYED YOU! EAT HER AND THE GUY |
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alnath
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| 19 Jun 2016 05:14 PM |
smash her and would...
you happen to lend me some watermelon for reasons
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| 20 Jun 2016 08:34 AM |
Sure? *hands rotten watermelon* Oh, sorry. I beat him up last night. |
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