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tablett is not online. tablett
Joined: 21 Jan 2012
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19 Jun 2016 11:45 AM
I Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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StraitOuttaBoston is not online. StraitOuttaBoston
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19 Jun 2016 11:45 AM
I've never seen this post before
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rapunzeal is not online. rapunzeal
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19 Jun 2016 11:45 AM
I identify as oder killer
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bobthelego54 is not online. bobthelego54
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19 Jun 2016 11:46 AM
That was beautiful, Apache. I identify as an empty yogurt cup.


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happyboymomo1 is not online. happyboymomo1
Joined: 24 Feb 2012
Total Posts: 1002
19 Jun 2016 11:46 AM
i identify as trash
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PiscesPride is not online. PiscesPride
Joined: 01 May 2015
Total Posts: 798
19 Jun 2016 11:46 AM
get some thing original, although i do agree that there's only 2 genders, but legit get more material.
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Ethanech is not online. Ethanech
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19 Jun 2016 11:48 AM
As a child, Tommy was very interested in totem poles - so interested that every birthday he'd wish to become a totem pole someday. He got his wish on his 12th birthday and became the poster child for "be careful what you wish for"


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ilovewatah is not online. ilovewatah
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19 Jun 2016 11:48 AM
ok apache
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tablett is not online. tablett
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19 Jun 2016 11:50 AM
Apache*
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Mister_LoneIy is not online. Mister_LoneIy
Joined: 12 May 2016
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19 Jun 2016 11:53 AM
holy


all hail Apache
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saquinavir is not online. saquinavir
Joined: 29 Apr 2012
Total Posts: 1426
19 Jun 2016 11:54 AM
i thought this was going to be an unoriginal joke from the title

but it was original

good job, op
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bobthelego54 is not online. bobthelego54
Joined: 29 Sep 2014
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19 Jun 2016 11:55 AM
*heil


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Over14YearsOld is not online. Over14YearsOld
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19 Jun 2016 11:55 AM
I identify as a terrorist who has ailurophobia


1.0ᴅᴇʀ ғɪʟᴛʜ
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tablett is not online. tablett
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19 Jun 2016 11:59 AM
Thank you for respecting my rights.
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Astrain1 is not online. Astrain1
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19 Jun 2016 11:59 AM
as a SAM tower i eat helis for breakfast

fite me


jeb get me the seperatrons
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tablett is not online. tablett
Joined: 21 Jan 2012
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19 Jun 2016 12:03 PM
Excuse me!? I Am the most advanced multi-role combat helicopter!
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Night561 is not online. Night561
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19 Jun 2016 12:04 PM
i totally have not seen this before kekekekeek
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Astrain1 is not online. Astrain1
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19 Jun 2016 12:04 PM
'Excuse me!? I Am the most advanced multi-role combat helicopter!'

that will explode with a single hit from a PAC-3


jeb get me the seperatrons
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tablett is not online. tablett
Joined: 21 Jan 2012
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19 Jun 2016 12:05 PM
I Can easily deploy my flares and fly off!
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Astrain1 is not online. Astrain1
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19 Jun 2016 12:07 PM
'I Can easily deploy my flares and fly off!'

flares don't do anything against radar guided missiles

you need chaff

helis don't deploy chaff

and the PAC-3 has an insane range


jeb get me the seperatrons
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bobthelego54 is not online. bobthelego54
Joined: 29 Sep 2014
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19 Jun 2016 06:16 PM
Rekt


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bobthelego54 is not online. bobthelego54
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19 Jun 2016 06:18 PM
https://www.roblox.com/games/188070952/shots-fired


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