tablett
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:45 AM |
| I Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:45 AM |
| I've never seen this post before |
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rapunzeal
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:46 AM |
That was beautiful, Apache. I identify as an empty yogurt cup.
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:46 AM |
| get some thing original, although i do agree that there's only 2 genders, but legit get more material. |
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Ethanech
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:48 AM |
As a child, Tommy was very interested in totem poles - so interested that every birthday he'd wish to become a totem pole someday. He got his wish on his 12th birthday and became the poster child for "be careful what you wish for"
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tablett
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:54 AM |
i thought this was going to be an unoriginal joke from the title
but it was original
good job, op |
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:55 AM |
I identify as a terrorist who has ailurophobia
1.0ᴅᴇʀ ғɪʟᴛʜ |
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tablett
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:59 AM |
| Thank you for respecting my rights. |
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Astrain1
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| 19 Jun 2016 11:59 AM |
as a SAM tower i eat helis for breakfast
fite me
jeb get me the seperatrons |
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tablett
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| 19 Jun 2016 12:03 PM |
| Excuse me!? I Am the most advanced multi-role combat helicopter! |
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Night561
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| 19 Jun 2016 12:04 PM |
| i totally have not seen this before kekekekeek |
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Astrain1
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| 19 Jun 2016 12:04 PM |
'Excuse me!? I Am the most advanced multi-role combat helicopter!'
that will explode with a single hit from a PAC-3
jeb get me the seperatrons |
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tablett
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| 19 Jun 2016 12:05 PM |
| I Can easily deploy my flares and fly off! |
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Astrain1
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| 19 Jun 2016 12:07 PM |
'I Can easily deploy my flares and fly off!'
flares don't do anything against radar guided missiles
you need chaff
helis don't deploy chaff
and the PAC-3 has an insane range
jeb get me the seperatrons |
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| 19 Jun 2016 06:18 PM |
https://www.roblox.com/games/188070952/shots-fired
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