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| 15 Jun 2016 01:11 PM |
The simple fact that you're standing here listening to me means you've made a glorious contribution to science.
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| 15 Jun 2016 01:14 PM |
Right. Now, you might be asking yourself, 'Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?' Let me answer those questions with a question: Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash.
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| 15 Jun 2016 01:15 PM |
| i kik u down bottomless pit |
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| 15 Jun 2016 01:18 PM |
The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughta stop making these prerecorded messages. That gave me an idea - make more prerecorded messages! I pay the bills here; I can talk about the control group all damn day.
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| 15 Jun 2016 01:27 PM |
Science isn't about why. It's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥.
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| 15 Jun 2016 01:29 PM |
All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
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| 15 Jun 2016 01:32 PM |
Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: 𝘿𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙜𝙚𝙡.
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