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| 09 Jun 2016 08:10 PM |
Be careful what you wish for...
Basically, in your post, you grant the wish of the user who posted before you... but you corrupt it, so that the outcome is undesirable. Make it creative!
Then, just make a random wish. There aren't many rules, but there needs must be some:
1. don't make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.')
2. double-posting doesn't make sense.
3. don't derail the thread by continual posting of irrelevant material and/or repeated and refined/similar wishes.
4.a) Only one wish per post is permitted, and it must not have extra conditions or additional events not implied in the initial phrasing. (e.g., you cannot say "I wish I had a cake that can't explode on me.", but you can say "I wish I had an inert cake.")
As an example:
Person 1: I wish I was a fish.'
Person 2: 'Granted, but you are in the process of being battered and cooked. I wish...'
Alright?
I'll begin.
I wish the world was a hamster.
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:11 PM |
you will die because you will get crushed by incoming buses
I wish that the Lenny Face didn't exist
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:13 PM |
Granted, but the lennipedes would still thrive, and they would eat your face for acting against them. I wish I had a taco. |
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Gruses
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:15 PM |
Granted, take you on e Zimbabwe dollar.
I wish I had two soft tacos, pass the cheese. |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:15 PM |
granted but the taco's beef is made out of granite
I wish that I had all the skins in PAYDAY 2
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:17 PM |
Granted, you successfully tattooed all the skins onto your skin and you look like Halloween-all-year-round.
I wish I had a billion bucks. |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:18 PM |
granted but you can only spend it on lemonade sold by kids on the sidewalk
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:22 PM |
Granted...but because you didn't make a wish, you turn into nothing, thus becoming a black hole.
I wish my internet had better connection
(BTW, nice corruption) |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:23 PM |
granted, but your computer has terrible connection to your internet
i wish i had a ferrari
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:24 PM |
i wish for more wishes
ℑ'𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔲𝔱𝔢 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔱 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 ℑ'𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔬𝔴 ℑ 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔞 𝔱𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔅𝔢𝔩-𝔄𝔦𝔯 |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:25 PM |
granted, but i choose what the wishes are
i wish i had a ferrari [2]
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:28 PM |
Granted, you successfully hired a blacksmith.
I wish I understood everything that exists. |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:32 PM |
@Train Granted, but there are some things that you now know that will make you regret the wish.
I wish to have the ability to fly.
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:33 PM |
| Granted, but you can only fly above the ground at a maximum of two inches at 5-minute intervals. |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:33 PM |
[forgot my wish!]
I wish that I no longer understood everything that exists. |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:36 PM |
@Train Granted, but you now hallucinate the things you once knew and didn't want to know (but not enough to fully remember them.)
I wish that I could easily create and dismiss tulpas (look it up).
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:37 PM |
They turn angst you and kill you
I wish for a Keyblade |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:41 PM |
Granted, you have a keyblade, but do not possess the worthiness to weild it.
I wish my two orders of soft taco's didn't have granite meat. |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:43 PM |
@Train Granted, but it gives you a stomachache that lasts for 45 minutes.
I wish to be the god of my very own galaxy.
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:46 PM |
Granted, but your galaxy is swallowed by it's own supermassive black hole and becomes two meters across, in diameter.
I wish I had animation skills superior to all of these posters. |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:47 PM |
| granted, but your ability at anything else than animating is terrible |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:47 PM |
crap didn't make a wish...
Ok, I wish my father would give me a small loan of a decillion dollars |
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| 09 Jun 2016 08:48 PM |
@above Granted, but your parents will kill you then I wish I was older
Purchase a creative siggy from SillySiggies today! |
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