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| 05 Jun 2016 10:16 PM |
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bushido, and I’ve been involved in numerous loud raids on castle-towers, and I have over 300 confirmed beheadings. I am trained in martial arts and I’m the top samurai in the entire Oda samurai retainers. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will cut you in half with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Island, mark my kanji. You think you can get away with saying that kuso to me over the shinto shrine? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ninjas across Edo and your village is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, aho. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, peasant. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my yoroi armor. Not only am I extensively trained in armored combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Samurai Class and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the island, you little unko. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue, peasant. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you baka ka. I will charge fury all over you and you will be impaled in it. Long live the shogunate!
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SolarityX
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:20 PM |
ODA IS TRUE SHOGUNATE IF YOU DO NOT AGREE EXPECT YOUR ENTIRE VILLAGE TO BE BEHEADED
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Echo4890
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:21 PM |
WEEABOOS WEEABOOS WEEABOOS WEE WOO WEE WOO WEEABOOS WEEABOOS WEEABOOS WEE WOO WEE WOO
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:22 PM |
@echo BRITBOO BRITBOO BRITBOO
HEY TOMMY, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO CHINA AND STEAL THEIR TEA AGAIN YOU CONT?!
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Echo4890
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:24 PM |
| Its funny because you lost the war against Imperialists |
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:24 PM |
god dang it this was a good copy pasta |
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:24 PM |
@echo It's funny how King George III lost its colonies and still didn't know how it'd happen
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Echo4890
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:26 PM |
| Its funny because we defeated Bonaparte when we were outnumbered |
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:27 PM |
@echo Nothing bad I can say 'bout that
Dang it..
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:28 PM |
But let us not discuss about Russia
because you and I both know that
Britain and Japan are afraid of Russia
But then they teamed up (long before WWI) so they can a little less scared of Russia
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| 05 Jun 2016 10:29 PM |
| Russia is big strong stalin army |
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