Oufe
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| 31 May 2016 03:56 PM |
It came to pass that a very poor peasant was down to his last meal.
Deciding he could no longer live in squalor, he decide to sell the only thing he owned... his talking mule. These was no ordinary type of talking mule, this one could tell jokes and sing and keep the local townspeople very happy. With much regret, the peasant sets off to the big city to sell his mule.
He sets up on a street corner and the mule draws an immediate crowd. The mule is so funny that the crowds can't remain standing because they're laughing so hard. Finally, a man comes up to the peasant and says that it's sad to say that the second poster owes the first poster a cwhp within 3 hours or they macs. "I'm a talent scout for The Tonight Show. I MUST have your mule for our show." Unfortunately, the talent scout had just been pick pocketed, and had lost his wallet. The only thing of value he had was a subway token. He convinced the peasant to trade the mule for the "Magic Token of Good Fortune" and secured the mule.
On the way home, the peasant realized that he had been cheated, and he was broken hearted. He used his subway token to get him to the edge of the city. When he put the token in the slot, alarms went off and he was notified that he was the 1 billionth rider of the subway, and that he just won 50 million dollars.
Meanwhile, the Mule was so funny that he took over Jay's job, and eventually put Dave, Conan, John and every other late nighter out of business. The Morale of the story: A Mule that is funny is soon bartered.
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| 31 May 2016 03:57 PM |
| small loan of a million dollars |
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airwolf12
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| 31 May 2016 03:57 PM |
Finally, a man comes up to the peasant and says that it's sad to say that the second poster owes the first poster a cwhp within 3 hours or they macs
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Oufe
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| 31 May 2016 03:57 PM |
LOL AIR FELL FOR IT AGAIN!
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| 31 May 2016 03:58 PM |
lol u did it wrong the man said that its sad to say that ... it doesn't change anything about the fact that u owe first poster cwhp |
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Y_0
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| 31 May 2016 03:58 PM |
ctrl f type second xddd
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airwolf12
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| 31 May 2016 03:59 PM |
yeah, i'll give him a cwhp within three hours, obviously!
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Oufe
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| 31 May 2016 03:59 PM |
@l2k I literally just clicked a random spot and started typing.
https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=190152482
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airwolf12
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| 01 Jun 2016 04:33 AM |
i already gave you cwhp lol..
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| 01 Jun 2016 04:35 AM |
just give him ur skyfleet lol
its such a curse i dont think he would even want it XD
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airwolf12
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| 01 Jun 2016 04:39 AM |
it said cwhp though ;l
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