EW5A
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67thave
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| 31 May 2016 03:47 PM |
girls are aliens
i knew it all along
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| 31 May 2016 03:48 PM |
| How is it like being a man? |
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MS06
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EW5A
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| 31 May 2016 03:50 PM |
| Hahahahahahahahahahahah hilarious and orginal 40 year old v1rgin we got here |
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EW5A
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EW5A
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| 31 May 2016 03:56 PM |
well to start you can only see out of one eye, the other is just decoration
also your head hair grows extremely fast, you have to cut off like 3 inches every day
if your leg hair grows more than two millimeters, it starts sticking to surfaces
you have to do a yearly ritual to satan otherwise you die
you can send your thoughts to girl friends via telepathy
you can see ultraviolet light
to make room for extra organs, there are actually no intestines, thus why girls don't fart
fire doesn't burn you, it only tickles
dating men might lead to the growth of a parasite in your belly
you produce an oil that draws insects towards you, so you tend to wake up every night with bugs crawling over you
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RivnesXx
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| 31 May 2016 03:57 PM |
I wouldn't know because I'm still 8 years old.
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EW5A
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