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| 25 May 2016 09:42 PM |
u get 1 billion dollars one night if u accept it u wake up in a cage with a monkey you will not be let out of the cage until one of u finishes inside one another do u accept the 1 bil?????
its a guy monkey if that means anything
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| 25 May 2016 09:43 PM |
| sure i'll rip that monkey apart with my pentation tool. |
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| 25 May 2016 09:44 PM |
1 billion dollars for that
who wouldnt do that |
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| 25 May 2016 09:45 PM |
u could get monkey a i d s
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| 25 May 2016 09:46 PM |
| oh wait i meant my finger tool! |
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| 25 May 2016 09:48 PM |
"you will not be let out of the cage until one of u finishes inside one another"
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| 25 May 2016 09:49 PM |
| i can rip monkey apart with my finger starting with that hole. |
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| 25 May 2016 09:51 PM |
| I'd just kill it and act like a mad man inside the cage until they tranquilized me and sent me to the hospital for terminal mental illness. Once I got to the hospital I would jump up and track down the guy who put me in the cage. |
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| 25 May 2016 09:54 PM |
u are put in the cage by a higher power so ur plan doesnt work m8
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| 25 May 2016 09:55 PM |
There's a disease called "Ebola" in Africa, you should search it up... Especially how it originated.
Also, if I was offered 1 billion dollars to have s#x with a monkey and either do him or him do me... I would likely decline the offer.
Here's why:
1. The monkey would try to kill me once I forced myself onto him like that.
2. I don't want a death disease.
3. I can make more money doing something completely different and enjoying my life, BECAUSE I ONLY GET ONE. |
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| 25 May 2016 09:58 PM |
u hav 2 trick da monkey... first b friends with da monkey treat it niec...giv it compliments...scratch its bak... then make a weapon out of a screw and stab it to death in its eyes step 4: profit
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