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| 23 May 2016 01:20 PM |
Jesus has no twitter, but I still follow him. Jesus has no phone, but I still talk to him. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it on your profile. Proof that God is real: God speaks to us through his word. You will be amazed at how many times you read something in The Bible that is directly relevant to what you are going through at that time. It’s not a coincidence; it’s God speaking to you.
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Jonna2004
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| 23 May 2016 01:21 PM |
ok but
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FishLAD
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| 23 May 2016 01:21 PM |
jesus tried to high five me but I dabbed on that
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| 23 May 2016 01:22 PM |
get fake stories dont put proganda racist
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| 23 May 2016 01:24 PM |
"wtf are u wearing billa"
pure hotness
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| 23 May 2016 01:27 PM |
✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞ I asked Jesus "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies, "This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this as your status. 96% won't do it. Only 4% of you will stand up for him and put this as your status. ✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞ |
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AX94
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| 23 May 2016 01:29 PM |
@strait
Preache it brotha! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🙌🙌🙌🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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| 23 May 2016 01:30 PM |
I asked Jesus "How much do you love me" and he said "This much."And he stretched out his arm and died on the cross for me.If you love Jesus put this on your profile. 97% Won't, only 3% will. you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS
ʇsǝuoɥ ƃuᴉǝq ǝɯ ʇsnɾ s,ʇɐɥʇ puɐ |
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| 23 May 2016 01:31 PM |
I asked Jesus "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies, "This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this as your status. 96% won't do it. Only 4% of you will stand up for him and put this as your status.
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FishLAD
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| 23 May 2016 01:32 PM |
I asked jesus "how much do you love me?" Jesus replies, "This much." And stretched his arms into a dab.
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| 23 May 2016 01:34 PM |
| I asked jesus "how much do you love me?" Jesus replies, "This much." And stretched my thigh |
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| 24 May 2016 12:13 PM |
i asked jesus crust how much he loaf me
he stgrech out his arms and ded on le cross 4 r SIMS
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| 24 May 2016 12:15 PM |
| Some of these I remember seeing a long time ago |
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| 24 May 2016 12:16 PM |
"Preach the gospel in all your ways. When necessary, use words."
words to live by
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| 24 May 2016 12:17 PM |
I asked jesus "how much do you love me?" Jesus replies, "This much." And stretched his arms AND WOKE UP
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| 24 May 2016 12:18 PM |
| when i asked god how much i love him he stretched his arms on the cross and said this much |
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| 24 May 2016 12:21 PM |
| I asked Jesus "How much do you love me?" He replied back with "I don't love you because I'm not real and me speaking to you is your imagination" |
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| 24 May 2016 12:22 PM |
are you speaking copy and paste?
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DATOninja
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| 24 May 2016 12:22 PM |
I asked Jesus "How much do you hate me" and he said "This much."And he stretched out his arm and died on the cross for me.If you hate Jesus put this on your profile. 99% Won't, only 3% will. you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T IGNORE THIS
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| 24 May 2016 12:25 PM |
I don't think you understand what you are saying. Just because someone doesn't copy and paste that specific "spam", doesn't mean that it's denying God. Denying God (or Jesus) means turning away from him in real life and not in a paragraph on the internet. If I chose to not believe in God because of a recent event or something like that, then that is most likely denying God. If God called you and you denied that call, then that is fully denying God.
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| 24 May 2016 01:19 PM |
"I don't think you understand what you are saying. Just because someone doesn't copy and paste that specific "spam", doesn't mean that it's denying God. Denying God (or Jesus) means turning away from him in real life and not in a paragraph on the internet. If I chose to not believe in God because of a recent event or something like that, then that is most likely denying God. If God called you and you denied that call, then that is fully denying God."
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