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Axe_Bodyspray is not online. Axe_Bodyspray
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22 May 2016 10:23 PM
HOLY CRAP. I WAS JUST DOING STUFF ON MY COMPUTER AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY UNCLOTHED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER DOING SOMETHING WHILE WATCHING A VIDEO ON A SPECIAL WEBSITE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY "THING", LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT NOOB FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY "THING". HOLY CRAP DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY DEEP INTO MY "THING". I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY "THING" BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY "THING"; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY "THING". THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY EXPANSION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN OLD SPICE OUT OF MY "THING". WHAT SHOULD I DO OT?


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3DSDog is not online. 3DSDog
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22 May 2016 10:24 PM
do nothing
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22 May 2016 10:27 PM
rip


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thelegoboy8732489 is not online. thelegoboy8732489
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22 May 2016 10:29 PM
>old spice

>Axe_Bodyspray


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