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| 22 May 2016 03:17 PM |
In dah nineteen-twinty-wan, Emperor Ir-Ching-Chong took over tah China. He wah vewy good at yob. He read GWEAT country to new heightsru. Now he dai, and we give the next pewson in rine dah crown. Heee you go. Go now, get to Kumon.
Ying-Yangs: 10,000
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Samurai: The Samurai were very loyal to Emperor Ir-Ching-Chong. They led the armies in secrecy and often displayed their authority as the Emperor's personal police in public quite often. Under their authoritarian government, all of Tschiin were strongly bound to their work. These soldiers wear heavy armor and wield many weapons. They cost 4,000 Ying-Yangs.
Mongol Cavalry: The Mongols were united after the Chinky-Chong Campaign. They decided to join your authority due to slaying Attila the Hun. They're excellent skirmishers but often show unnerving brutality in the field of battle. If you ask for captives, that may not happen if the Mongols are in the vicinity. They cost about 700 Ying-Yangs per unit.
Ninjas: Ninjas revolted against you a long time ago. But after the Samurai squashed their petty rebellions, they were forced to work for you. They're fairly cheap units and great spies. Although in the open field of battle, especially during the day, these units are very weak. They're best used outside of armies and away from battle. They cost 250 Ying-Yangs.
Buildings:
You have a pagoda, isn't that all an emperor needs? If not, just ask for it and your architect should take care of it.
Technology:
You're ASIAN. You'll think up some great stuff. Like Playstation, or Mario Brothers. |
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| 22 May 2016 04:20 PM |
(you do realise samurais and ninjas are japanese?
and pagodas too,
also where are the shaolin warriors)
Emperor Ir-Ching-Chong steps up to the wooden podium, overlooking many news reporters who held high-tech iPads and cameras and microphones. He stood at the entrance of the Zhongnanhai government house, and prepared to speak.
"我的朋友们,今天我宣布战争对美国。"
Pinyin translation:
(Wǒ de péngyǒumen, jīntiān wǒ xuānbù duì měiguó de zhànzhēng.)
English:
"My friends, today I declare war against the United States if America.
With regards, big poop face. |
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| 22 May 2016 04:20 PM |
(Damnit I failed)
With regards, big poop face. |
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| 22 May 2016 06:07 PM |
this is kingdoms. we dont care about historical or cultural accuracy.
WEW. WAR AGAINST AMURICA
A M1 Abrams tank lands on your shores in the next hour. |
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| 23 May 2016 05:28 AM |
"Justa juan tanku on our beeacheeees?" the Minister of Warfare and Defense exclaims, smiling (which makes him blind because his eyelids are barely open).
"Fiyah in hooooe." he announced, getting two ninja units to destroy the tank with ninja bombs. |
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| 23 May 2016 04:57 PM |
The ninjas give some hi-yahs and hoo-pows and then throws a bunch of grenades inside of the tank. Although, the tan explodes, just leaving a hunk of metal.
Yin-Yangs: 9,500 Tooths |
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| 24 May 2016 11:07 AM |
Dispose of the bodies and sell the tank parts for scrap value.
The Minister of Community Affairs begins to make people believe in communist ideals and starts to create propaganda. The Emperor smiles.
"这很棒!"
Pinyin:
"Zhè hěn bàng!"
English:
"This is great!"
With regards, big poop face. |
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| 24 May 2016 09:56 PM |
The Unibunikalakuni Republic have sent a delegate over to your little huddle of advisers and has asked for penguins in exchange for $6 mil Ying-Yangs.
You sell the tank for 2,000 Ying-Yangs. |
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| 25 May 2016 08:16 AM |
"We-a no hava dah naytiff pingpingwensssss!" the Advisors explained, "We-a dah hava zoo pingwenss. They no good sell, for community is veddy goo'd. We-a use fahr prahpagahndaaa anda teu encourage dah cohmmyoonisism! Dis meen no pingwens fahr yeuo!"
Reisfeldz, making people cringe on TS3 since 2015. |
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| 27 May 2016 11:57 AM |
The Unibunikalakuni Republic declares war on you. They send over small children wearing rags with axes and swords over, whom start hacking at your walls. |
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| 27 May 2016 01:39 PM |
Axes can never break down the Great Wall.
Deploy the ninja units that are still alive to kidnap the children and deport them to our allies, the Russians.
Make money from it.
Start preparing the hydrogen bombs to drop at the two enemies.
"Veddy goo'd!"
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| 27 May 2016 02:19 PM |
I kill u with chop stecks
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| 27 May 2016 02:19 PM |
go away jarells you don't belong in rpf
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