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| 14 May 2016 11:43 PM |
His parents have coddled him his whole life. After seeing how middle school has treated him, he must now "man-up". But to them, that means telling him jokes anyone could get, and telling him that he is smart for getting them. This is what happened yesterday:
Him: Hey, here's a joke. Me: Okay. Him: 3 guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. Me: Oh,I have heard this before. Because the bar is a literal bar. Ha, I get it. Him: NO! ONLY I GET IT BECAUSE I AM SMART, AND I GET JOKES THAT REQUIRE PROBLEM SOLVING! DID YOU KNOW ALBERT EINSTIEN WAS LIKE ME AS A KID? SO I'M SMART!!!
"Sometimes you gotta get-up before the sun does. Because the sun is a lazybones. Also breakfast is a part of a nutritious breakfast." -Probably the president. |
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| 14 May 2016 11:45 PM |
i use to think i was smart
man was i wrong |
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Ajaxurus
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| 14 May 2016 11:47 PM |
| Damn, your friend there, he, he's not very,csmart |
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tuko200
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| 14 May 2016 11:47 PM |
My dad said i was smart... then he went to the gas station.... still havent found him.
Viva la dad jokes
The human brain, Ah, such a beautiful creation. Starts working when you are born. It never stops working. Until you speak in public. Rest in spaghetti never forghetti |
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| 14 May 2016 11:47 PM |
He usually gets all F's, but his parents have enough money to pay the school and put him in the next grade level. I know all of this because his mom is friends with my mom. But my mom is her friend out of obligation, like I am with him.
"Sometimes you gotta get-up before the sun does. Because the sun is a lazybones. Also breakfast is a part of a nutritious breakfast." -Probably the president. |
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| 14 May 2016 11:51 PM |
He also tries to create drama and say that "people are saying bad things about him". In reality, we are as quiet about him as we could be (except for me on the internet). Actually, I think last time I showed him OT at his house, I kept my account logged-in. Oh man.
MESSAGE TO YOU *FRIEND* IF YOU ARE READING THIS: Now you know the truth. I am sorry. But this is how I really feel. Stop saying your smart, now.
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Keviyn
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| 14 May 2016 11:52 PM |
i feel bad for him i think
idk what to feel
feel bad because he was wasted, he could have been a better person if not for his parents making his life and making him not really care
or should i feel anger because he's an idiot? ;(
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| 14 May 2016 11:53 PM |
More drama he creates. After his parents get into a small argument, his dad takes short walks to reflect. My friend always tells me this. This is normal, but he thinks that every time they do that they are getting a divorce.
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| 14 May 2016 11:53 PM |
hes insecure
the real world will pop his bubble let him have it while he can
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| 14 May 2016 11:54 PM |
crinnnnge
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| 14 May 2016 11:57 PM |
@Kev
I think a good percentage is on his behave. I haven't said this yet, but he often just doesn't care. In front of many people, he tries to act "like Albert Einstein". But during actual class, he never works. He is in my homeroom and language arts classes. Our teachers always tell him to get to work, but he always says: "Who cares? I am already a genius."
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| 14 May 2016 11:59 PM |
| I used to think I was smart; until I started learning College Trigonometry. |
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| 14 May 2016 11:59 PM |
| @op, He shouldn't say that, it's near the end of the school year, he doesn't want to be in my situation atm. |
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| 15 May 2016 12:03 AM |
We did a end of school party yesterday. He spent a good percentage of the time saying how he is smart because he has trouble sleeping at night, and he has "so much brain activity". I do have to agree with him that the site "Common Sense Media" sucks. We love to laugh at it's reviews. But he took it the wrong way, and says that "smart people use common sense". I tried to tell him that common sense is essential to life, but he already started exploiting it before I could tell him.
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| 15 May 2016 12:07 AM |
>Actually, I think last time I showed him OT at his house, I kept my account logged-in. Oh man
1. Click gear in the top right 2. Settings 3. Scroll to the very bottom. 4. Click the button that says "Sign out of all other sessions"
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| 15 May 2016 12:10 AM |
@I'm
Nah, I'm just gonna let him and his parents find-out the damage that they have done and how stupid they are acting.
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| 15 May 2016 12:12 AM |
Average conversation with him:
1. I say hi. 2. He doesn't say "hi" back, and asks questions about himself to stroke his massive, insecure, ego. 3. Exploit #2 a million times.
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| 15 May 2016 12:24 AM |
This is fun to talk about in OT, but it's annoying in real life.
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| 15 May 2016 12:28 AM |
wow this guy sounds really annoying, but i still hope you can help him as your friend op
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| 15 May 2016 12:32 AM |
oh boy how old is he? everyone in my grade 2 class (including me) had that mindset grade 2 |
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| 15 May 2016 12:33 AM |
Whenever he tries to prove that he is smart, some other friends and I a always prove him wrong (in a subtle and nice way). But he acts like we just tried to kill him, and screams at us. Example:
Me (and friends): [insert argument here]. Sorry, but it's true. Him: YOU ALL ARE JUST LITTLE CHILDREN WHO DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR TEETH KNOCKED-OUT!!! (NOTE: Did I mention another "make him a man" thing was taking him to karate lessons. He has only gone for 2 weeks, and thinks he is some karate master.)
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| 15 May 2016 12:35 AM |
@shy
Grade 7.
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| 15 May 2016 12:37 AM |
It's always frustrating when people are smart JUST for the purposes of being smart.
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