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| 14 May 2016 10:25 PM |
it was a typical summer day out in detroit. the birds were chirping. the sand at the beach was so hot you cuold cook a egg on it. but i lied this day would no longer be typical because today is when invictium would first set eyes on mazzls' dark tan skin that looks like beef jerky. he saw mazzls from across the beach of detroit, where he was wearing blue swim trunk boxer things and he was playing volleyball. his abs were such a turn on for invictium. invictium had to get some of that legit meat. "come on man u can do this" invictuim assured himself. this is when he finally managed to gain the courage to ask mazzls out on a date.
he walked over to mazzls, drenched in sweat from all the exhaustion from that 5 foot walk. "hello hot stuff" invcitium said in his golden manly voice. it sounded like spreading peanut butter. it was so hot. "i woudl like to ask you on a date" he said. "who are you" mazlzs replied.......... this crushe dinvicitiums heart. invicitum had to get that black boy to love him, but how???? that was the question that needed to be asnwered. but suddenly the idea poopped up inside of incituims head so hard that he had to sit down because it gave him a headahce. "i got it watsno" he said. his idea was to spray paint abs on himself to make him look good. he was a 400lb man so his abs were hidden under all his body rolls. he went to the store shortly after and bought 30 cans of bronzer and 50 cans of black spray paint. this idea was genius and it was going to work. pssssst pssst pssssssssssssst the cans roared. it smelled like bleach and chemicals in the bathroom he was working in. he had used the bronzer to make himself appear black like mazzls, as race could be the problem why he got rejected. after he finished his hard work he finally looked in the mirror and was barely recognizable. he was a superstar. he looked amazing. this was going to work. the next day he went over to mazzls once again in his new costume and mazzls was amazed at his beach body. of course it was fake so he was fooled. but invicitum finally got what he wanted; his dream boy. mazzls said yes to invictium's proposal and they got marreid and had over 50 children together. talk about a love story gone right!!!
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| 14 May 2016 10:30 PM |
but i'm a guy
an old man once said, always accept free candy. https://www.roblox.com/Free-Candy-Van-item?id=414530381
an old man once said, always accept free candy. https://www.roblox.com/Free-Candy-Van-item?id=414530381 |
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| 14 May 2016 10:31 PM |
that's weird
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| 14 May 2016 10:33 PM |
| rice can u get on discord...... |
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| 14 May 2016 10:34 PM |
i mean not weird at all *smiles*
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