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| 14 May 2016 12:09 PM |
I don't get it I tell you a chemistry joke but I don't see any reaction |
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| 14 May 2016 12:10 PM |
a man showed up at our door and asked for a donation to the local pool so i handed him a glass of water |
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| 14 May 2016 12:13 PM |
i was going to make a bass pun
then i dropped it
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| 14 May 2016 12:13 PM |
*Hand puppets* Your comment has off-HANDED me |
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Lava71200
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| 14 May 2016 12:14 PM |
no
Dank memes are made of these, who am I to disagree!!![] https://web.roblox.com/Evacuate-Facility-Immediately-item?id=252488090 |
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| 14 May 2016 12:14 PM |
| I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
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| 14 May 2016 12:16 PM |
i forgot how to throw a boomerang. but then it came back to me.
https://www.roblox.com/DIY-nano-item?id=412870149 |
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| 14 May 2016 12:17 PM |
One day, I met a guy with a really long neck. I would have told you the story he told me, but it's a long one. |
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| 14 May 2016 12:18 PM |
| Why was Germany surprised by D-Day? They did Na-zi it coming |
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| 14 May 2016 12:20 PM |
One day, I saw a man atop of a chimney. He shouted down that he was trying to get high. |
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| 14 May 2016 12:20 PM |
| I was gonna tell u a joke about mozzarella, but it's too cheesy. |
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xMarth
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| 14 May 2016 12:23 PM |
| have you ever met-a knight? |
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| 14 May 2016 12:24 PM |
| *BREAK FOR TWO COMMENTS TO HANDLE THE PUNDS* |
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| 14 May 2016 12:25 PM |
this guy was driving so fast he met a dead end
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| 14 May 2016 12:25 PM |
Rhianna, why are u working with Chris Brown again?
BEATS. ME. |
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| 14 May 2016 12:27 PM |
| I was eating nachos. This guy came up to me and said. Looks like its NACHO day. #### |
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| 14 May 2016 12:29 PM |
this guy was hit in the head with soda he was damn lucky it was a soft drink
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| 14 May 2016 12:31 PM |
I went to a drum store once. They told me to beat it.
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| 14 May 2016 12:32 PM |
My friend called Mary decided to do Bloody Mary Then she had blood all over her |
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| 14 May 2016 12:34 PM |
My name is Bagg. My enemy called me a d o u c h e followed by saying my name. Like this: "You're such a d o u c h e, Bagg!" |
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| 15 May 2016 06:03 AM |
Once, I told my friend we were going to the shop for a salt, then he got a gun out |
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| 15 May 2016 09:48 AM |
What do you do when you see a skeleton running across the road? Jump out of your skin and join him. |
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| 15 May 2016 09:56 AM |
| Oi get that BA uniform off or i report you to Pen. I am Brig gen M8 so get it off! |
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