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| 07 May 2016 10:18 PM |
You somehow have racked up enough money to fly first-class in an Emirates Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger plane, going to Dubai and coming from London.
It's about halfway through the 5,500 kilometer flight. You're sitting there drinking your tea when the stewardess comes up. She's stopping at all of the seats, likely asking if anyone wants food. You're not hungry, so when she comes by, you say no.
Suddenly the plane lurches to the left. And then to the right. Left, right, left, right, leftrightleftrighthdghdthrtjreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
UNTIL THE PLANE SPLITS IN HALF. Literally right down the middle. One stewardess is on one side, the other on the other. All the passengers wave to the opposite side as all the engines scream and the plane completely dives into the Grand Canyon.
You're very obsessed with your newspaper but quickly stop to wonder why you're screaming into the Grand Canyon.
"Eh."
What do you do now?? |
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| 07 May 2016 10:23 PM |
| Use my ultra-top-secret time-travel belt to travel back an hour or so in time to find out what happened! |
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| 07 May 2016 10:32 PM |
You do that very thing and somehow manage to get teleported into the cargo hold. Why did that magical and utterly majestic device guide you here?
Suddenly, the plane lurches again. You only traveled back a minute, not an hour! |
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| 07 May 2016 10:33 PM |
| Magically get a parachute and wait for the plane to break apart. So then I can survive. |
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| 07 May 2016 10:38 PM |
A parachute teleports into existence at a convenient time. You wait for the plane to break.
It doesn't break. Your traveled to another timeline whe--THERE WE GO!
You bend backwards from the wind as you fall at an immense and surreal speed into the crevices of the canyon. The plane explodes from above you. Looking around, you see tourists waving around on the edge of the canyon. An RV falls off and comes to you, where you climb inside.
You never even used your parachute, |
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| 07 May 2016 10:46 PM |
| I activate SUPER PLANE RV MODE and fly off to wherever my heart wants! |
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| 07 May 2016 10:48 PM |
AHWOOHOOHOOO!
You fly freely like a freakin' RC plane and swoop down and mess with all of the tourists. The guy who owned the RV is very sad.
You have cheerup liquid in your back pocket and ihateeverything liquid in your shirt pocket.
Hmmm... |
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| 07 May 2016 10:48 PM |
| I, the random guy on the RP forum, decide to try and ninja post by SUMMONING A TACTICOOL NUKE. |
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| 07 May 2016 10:53 PM |
You look to the side as a tacticool nuke explodes the whole world instantaneously with incredible force and without remorse.
You then gasp intensely and wake up. It's 12:00 at night on the day before your flight trip in the Airbus.
You had a nightmare. |
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| 07 May 2016 11:04 PM |
| Peek out from under my covers at my cat purring obnoxiously on top of my pillow |
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| 07 May 2016 11:10 PM |
You cat is insane from the looks of it.
He's a mackerel tabby with long, silvery, luscious fur and a very loud purr. You adjust your pillow and flip it around to get the....cold side...
Ahhhh....
As you drift off to sleep, you feel your cat's sharp claws dig into your head. OW! STOP IT! HEY! AHHHHHH! GET OFF THA---
You go silent and fall to the pillow. Your cat is now napping...
...INSIDE OF YOU.
because he loves u suu much <3 |
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| 07 May 2016 11:15 PM |
| Close myself up to trap the cat in there. Then walk around and make everything think I am the one who is purring. |
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| 07 May 2016 11:26 PM |
Some random burglar's like "whoa hi purring i um wasn't breaking into your houseeeeee"
You identify the burglar as...
SUSPENSE...
Rock. Rock is breaking into Purring's house, hoping to get the plane tickets on the Airbus because he's jealous. |
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| 07 May 2016 11:38 PM |
| I take the tickets instead. |
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| 07 May 2016 11:58 PM |
You grab them and wave them in Rock's face.
"Ahahahah..."
He begins to rage. |
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| 08 May 2016 12:01 AM |
| I toss an AK-47 out the window as a lure. |
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| 08 May 2016 09:23 AM |
You look around frantically and finally spot an AK on your luxury glass coffee table. You aimlessly grab it and chuck it at the nearest window.
I think you better run or something. Rock didn't even look at it, and he's still RAGING. If you don't try to run, then...well, y'know. |
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| 08 May 2016 09:32 AM |
Run away, run away!
~ "Long live the purple shirt" ~ |
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| 08 May 2016 10:10 AM |
You quickly begin running at top speed, pushing everything out of the way frantically as Rock pursues you. You jump out of the broken window and hit your deck with your feet so hard that the foundation of the house snaps, explodes, and sends the house sliding down the hill that it resides on in one huuge landslide.
Oh my god. |
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| 08 May 2016 10:52 AM |
| Throw a molotov cocktail onto the fire for even more fire! Let my inner arsonist out! |
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| 08 May 2016 10:53 AM |
| You transform into the real Purring and the house continues to slide towards a crowded superhighway during rush hour. And Pruz, drunk on Santon, is standing in the path of the house holding out his hands attempting to stop the house in it's tracks. |
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| 08 May 2016 10:54 AM |
| Turn into a dragon and lift the house away from pruz. |
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