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| 05 May 2016 04:20 AM |
what? why? why do you want
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Vleugels
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| 05 May 2016 04:20 AM |
amazing idea
#code print ("*uninstalls life*") |
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| 05 May 2016 04:23 AM |
The great UnknownShipper will do it
just gimme 10 mins |
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| 05 May 2016 04:26 AM |
81U and Coolminer were out on the beach one day, listening to some sick dubsteps. But suddenly, a huuge whale jumped out with some stylish blonde hair. For an odd reason, the whale was also slightly orange. NEvertheless, Coolminer took out a wooden sword made out of dead OTers and fought the Tru-whale. Once Coolminer finished destroying the wahle, 81U cried over him and licked his face. Coolminer accepted the gratitude and then married.
Then the whale came back to life and ate 81U's leg and he died.
The end |
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| 05 May 2016 04:27 AM |
better story then twilight
#code print ("*uninstalls life*") |
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| 05 May 2016 04:27 AM |
hot story tbh
some hobo once told me that world was macaroni |
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| 05 May 2016 04:42 AM |
tfw you wake up and this is the first thread you click well I can't say I'm laughing |
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| 05 May 2016 04:47 AM |
nice story
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| 05 May 2016 04:53 AM |
| Cool slowly removed himself from 81u, feeling warm and cuddly but also sweaty. 81u couldn't resist anymore. He did it. He poured whip cream all over coolminer. 81u licked it from cool's body and face and it was making a squishy wet noise. Before they knew it, it was getting late, and it was pitch black outside- |
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| 05 May 2016 04:55 AM |
cool hates me because this started out as an inside joke.
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| 05 May 2016 04:57 AM |
blue i dont hate you
some hobo once told me that world was macaroni |
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| 05 May 2016 05:08 AM |
oh god I'm gonna get it.
it was pitch dark outside, so they decided that they would stay in Bed where they were. Sleeping. Cool could feel the warmth of 81u's body on his. "This is great" said 81u "ooh you know it" said cool with a smug face. The next morning, 81u had taken the preg tests and it was positive! "Our first child!" Said coolminer with joy, "what shall we name him?!"said coolminer "Cool1u" suggested 81u. "Perfect!" 81u had arranged a doctors appointment within a few weeks of pregn@ncy. After reading the ultrasound, you could see the blocky embryo in 81u. "It's a boy!" Sniffled coolminer they both started to cry and hug eachother as they saw it. |
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| 05 May 2016 05:14 AM |
rinwood that was amazing
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| 05 May 2016 05:32 AM |
HOLY DUCKS RIN THAT'S AMAZING.
but it need more leg |
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