man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:14 PM |
It works on literally every single OS in existence. Windows, Mac, linSUX, fedora, xbox one, PS4, 3ds, and even Red Star OS! You get it through an email with the subject: "stinky cheese!" Your better off protecting your chances by under no circumstances, should you open it Or else it will:
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets
give you laundry static cling
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Erase your hard drive and your backups AND email it to your contacts so it could do the same thing to the hard drive of anyone related to you
It will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour
Start clogging the shower
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool (I seriously don't know how it does it)
Melt your face right off your skull
Make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Make you attracted to sheep
Steal your identity and your credit card
Then cause a major rift in time and space and its gonna leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
And the good part is that I found out how to get rid of it! Mcaffee, advast, malwarebyes, or any anti-virus wont kill it. I found out myself. Heres how to stop the virus:
1. Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
2. Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
3. Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
4. To be safe, then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
This is a PSA. Don't let this virus infect your computer.
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:15 PM |
IM BUMPING FOR AWARENESS ABOUT THIS VIRUS
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:16 PM |
ANOTHER AWARENESS BUMP
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| 03 May 2016 09:17 PM |
this made my day GG NO RE
no im the real nigerian prince i swear |
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TTCmaster
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| 03 May 2016 09:19 PM |
| what antivirus should i use? |
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:19 PM |
@Real
NO REAL
THIS IS FOR REAL
SERIOUSLY
FOR REAL
REALLY
THIS IS REAL
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:20 PM |
@TTC
read the bottom-ish of the post. It explains how to get rid of it. I figured it out myself.
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| 03 May 2016 09:23 PM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvfD5rnkTws |
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:23 PM |
@guan
WHY ARNT YOU TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY
YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED FOR WHAT YOU KNOW
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:24 PM |
@li
I'm not clicking that
I'm not wasting my time watching forum weapons
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:26 PM |
ANOTHER BUMP FOR AWARENESS
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:28 PM |
this is LEGIT
WARNING THIS IS LEGIT
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| 03 May 2016 09:30 PM |
2legit2quit?
no im the real nigerian prince i swear |
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 09:32 PM |
BUMP SO EVERYONE COULD SEE
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 10:48 PM |
Bump
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 11:07 PM |
Im bumping to keep everyone aware
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| 03 May 2016 11:22 PM |
checkm8
malwarebytes updated today
and thats why i believe in you |
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man1912
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| 03 May 2016 11:28 PM |
It still doesn't detect it :(((((((
The only way is the way I found out
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| 03 May 2016 11:38 PM |
what if we drop it in a 43.781 foot hole
i'm more edgy than a rhombicosidodecahedron | +1, |
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man1912
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| 04 May 2016 09:25 AM |
^That will work too
43 foot deep is the minimum amount for the hole
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SCBOLBOY
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| 04 May 2016 09:26 AM |
that song was cool
Oh yeah, it's going to be great post. Wow. I'm going to read it. https://www.roblox.com/Weeaboo-Jones-item?id=378098658 |
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