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Re: profile l2d: weapon of choice for zombie apocolypse

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bloppers912 is not online. bloppers912
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01 May 2016 12:55 PM
sitrep:
-it's raining
-you encounter five zombies
-they look like pretty bulky zombies. might take a lot to kill them.
-you are in the middle of a forest
-you are the only human in a 5-mile radius unless 24

detail how you kill the zombies using your weapon of choice, or get killed because your weapon was garbage

it is presumed that you get infinite ammo for your chosen weapon.

00. your fists and only your fists. no martial arts training (see 42)
01. a shotgun
02. a BB gun
03. a minigun
04. some brass knuckles
05. a sword
06. a baseball bat
07. a chainsaw
08. an attack helicopter
09. some matches and gasoline
10. power of fire-breath
11. some molotovs
12. some grenades
13. a board with nail in it
14. a nerf gun
15. a pencil
16. some chopsticks
17. a caveman spear
18. a boarding pike
19. some razor-sharp teeth
20. a laser gun
21. a stapler
22. some scissors
23. a butter knife
24. a private militia consisting of 5 human members, each combat-trained
25. guillotine
26. a wood axe
27. a battle axe
28. some axe (deoderent)
29. bow and arrow
30. sniper rifle
31. your weapon of choice. make it kinda fair tho
32. attack dogs (unleash the hounds)
33. a sharpened rake
34. a red construction wrench
35. a jar of poisonous toothpaste
36. a car for roadkill
37. good ethics (become friends with the zombie ???)
38. a darkheart, but like, in real life
39. a venomshank, but like, in real life
40. guitar (either smash them or play music idk your choice)
41. a frying pan
42. trained in martial arts
43. throwing knives with great precision
44. any roblox gear of your choice, but like, in real life
45. flamethrower
46. explosive mines that you had set nearby earlier today
47. a corndog that tastes like, really really good
48. a crossbow
49. throwing knives
50. any melee weapon of your choice
51. medieval flail
52. some shurikens
53. good ethics (become friends with the zombie??)
54. brainpower
55. a sickle
56. some nun-chucks
57. dual swords
58. two revolvers
59. a grenade launcher
60. a bowie knife
61. an AK-47
62. a rocket launcher
63. a taser
64. a mining pickaxe
65. shovel
66. hoe (farming tool lolol)
67. a gun that makes any zombie turn human again
68. a riot shield and a pistol
69. you are morally inclined to not fight back against the zombies. rest in peace.
70. a trombone
71. a lamppost
72. a whip
73. several small animated garden gnomes to do your bidding
74. noose
75. tire iron
76. chain
77. lasso
78. robot that will act at your very command
79. 100% swag
80. a shrink ray
81. a U.S. army tank (gg wp)
82. a tree branch
83. a marshmallow gun
84. a giant sledgehammer
85. very primo dancing skills
86. a freeze ray
87. a robot pigeon who pecks eyes out
88. a water gun
89. a nail gun
90. an ice pick
91. pet dragon
92. hungry, carnivorous land-squids
93. screwdriver
94. a stone chisel
95. a grappling hook
96. a paint brush
97. a paintball gun
98. l33t hacker skills
99. always lucky every time

ps: i didnt check my id before creating this thread so no cheaterino
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alexshi is online. alexshi
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01 May 2016 12:56 PM
Rocket launcher


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HillaryForPrison2k16 is not online. HillaryForPrison2k16
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01 May 2016 12:56 PM
OP remember an IQ is just a number  
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Oshmoo is not online. Oshmoo
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01 May 2016 12:57 PM
72- a whip


indiana jones it


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IoloIman1338 is not online. IoloIman1338
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01 May 2016 12:58 PM
a red construction wrench

all my posts are poopy posts
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nastylightningboy is not online. nastylightningboy
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01 May 2016 12:59 PM
a minigun

time to mow the lawn
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bloppers912 is not online. bloppers912
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01 May 2016 12:59 PM
"41. a frying pan"

i walk up to the five zombies and begin by smashing one in the back of the head, two sweaty, greasy hands on the grip of the frying pan. three zombies hear my attack and turn and groan loudly. i smash another one before a third zombie encroaches behind me and bites my shoulder.

the end
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kva03 is not online. kva03
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01 May 2016 01:00 PM
Defnetly a nerf gun. I got shot with one and my arm nearly came off. I vowed never to let kid's play with nerf from that day forward.
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01 May 2016 01:00 PM
hungry, carnivorous land-squids


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nastylightningboy is not online. nastylightningboy
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01 May 2016 01:01 PM
wait no baseball bat?
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HillaryForPrison2k16 is not online. HillaryForPrison2k16
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01 May 2016 01:01 PM
 
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LuckySquid is not online. LuckySquid
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01 May 2016 01:01 PM
"19. some razor-sharp teeth"

pretty cool, but i'd definitely ingest some zombie blood/flesh and die

unless they don't infect that way

i would just bite them to a pulp


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bloppers912 is not online. bloppers912
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01 May 2016 01:02 PM
@luckysquid
wp
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GIRLpuppy145 is not online. GIRLpuppy145
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01 May 2016 01:02 PM
yay i get a stone chisel


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bloppers912 is not online. bloppers912
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01 May 2016 01:02 PM
@hillary
c is for cancer
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01 May 2016 01:03 PM
not quite sure, try the other one  
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01 May 2016 01:03 PM
44
that one orb with the R in it
that one


exhale
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01 May 2016 01:03 PM
"wp"

what's that mean?


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Pelinti is not online. Pelinti
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01 May 2016 01:03 PM
03


steve urkel
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kva03 is not online. kva03
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01 May 2016 01:04 PM
H is for hobo
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bloppers912 is not online. bloppers912
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01 May 2016 01:04 PM
"what's that mean?"

well played
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bloppers912 is not online. bloppers912
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01 May 2016 01:05 PM
bump
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Ben6E9Bears is not online. Ben6E9Bears
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01 May 2016 01:06 PM
95. a grappling hook
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HillaryForPrison2k16 is not online. HillaryForPrison2k16
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01 May 2016 01:07 PM
Im speechless  
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01 May 2016 01:08 PM
a hoe
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