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| 01 May 2016 12:55 PM |
sitrep: -it's raining -you encounter five zombies -they look like pretty bulky zombies. might take a lot to kill them. -you are in the middle of a forest -you are the only human in a 5-mile radius unless 24
detail how you kill the zombies using your weapon of choice, or get killed because your weapon was garbage
it is presumed that you get infinite ammo for your chosen weapon.
00. your fists and only your fists. no martial arts training (see 42) 01. a shotgun 02. a BB gun 03. a minigun 04. some brass knuckles 05. a sword 06. a baseball bat 07. a chainsaw 08. an attack helicopter 09. some matches and gasoline 10. power of fire-breath 11. some molotovs 12. some grenades 13. a board with nail in it 14. a nerf gun 15. a pencil 16. some chopsticks 17. a caveman spear 18. a boarding pike 19. some razor-sharp teeth 20. a laser gun 21. a stapler 22. some scissors 23. a butter knife 24. a private militia consisting of 5 human members, each combat-trained 25. guillotine 26. a wood axe 27. a battle axe 28. some axe (deoderent) 29. bow and arrow 30. sniper rifle 31. your weapon of choice. make it kinda fair tho 32. attack dogs (unleash the hounds) 33. a sharpened rake 34. a red construction wrench 35. a jar of poisonous toothpaste 36. a car for roadkill 37. good ethics (become friends with the zombie ???) 38. a darkheart, but like, in real life 39. a venomshank, but like, in real life 40. guitar (either smash them or play music idk your choice) 41. a frying pan 42. trained in martial arts 43. throwing knives with great precision 44. any roblox gear of your choice, but like, in real life 45. flamethrower 46. explosive mines that you had set nearby earlier today 47. a corndog that tastes like, really really good 48. a crossbow 49. throwing knives 50. any melee weapon of your choice 51. medieval flail 52. some shurikens 53. good ethics (become friends with the zombie??) 54. brainpower 55. a sickle 56. some nun-chucks 57. dual swords 58. two revolvers 59. a grenade launcher 60. a bowie knife 61. an AK-47 62. a rocket launcher 63. a taser 64. a mining pickaxe 65. shovel 66. hoe (farming tool lolol) 67. a gun that makes any zombie turn human again 68. a riot shield and a pistol 69. you are morally inclined to not fight back against the zombies. rest in peace. 70. a trombone 71. a lamppost 72. a whip 73. several small animated garden gnomes to do your bidding 74. noose 75. tire iron 76. chain 77. lasso 78. robot that will act at your very command 79. 100% swag 80. a shrink ray 81. a U.S. army tank (gg wp) 82. a tree branch 83. a marshmallow gun 84. a giant sledgehammer 85. very primo dancing skills 86. a freeze ray 87. a robot pigeon who pecks eyes out 88. a water gun 89. a nail gun 90. an ice pick 91. pet dragon 92. hungry, carnivorous land-squids 93. screwdriver 94. a stone chisel 95. a grappling hook 96. a paint brush 97. a paintball gun 98. l33t hacker skills 99. always lucky every time
ps: i didnt check my id before creating this thread so no cheaterino |
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alexshi
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| 01 May 2016 12:56 PM |
| OP remember an IQ is just a number |
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Oshmoo
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| 01 May 2016 12:57 PM |
72- a whip
indiana jones it
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| 01 May 2016 12:58 PM |
a red construction wrench
all my posts are poopy posts |
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| 01 May 2016 12:59 PM |
a minigun
time to mow the lawn |
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| 01 May 2016 12:59 PM |
"41. a frying pan"
i walk up to the five zombies and begin by smashing one in the back of the head, two sweaty, greasy hands on the grip of the frying pan. three zombies hear my attack and turn and groan loudly. i smash another one before a third zombie encroaches behind me and bites my shoulder.
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kva03
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| 01 May 2016 01:00 PM |
| Defnetly a nerf gun. I got shot with one and my arm nearly came off. I vowed never to let kid's play with nerf from that day forward. |
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| 01 May 2016 01:00 PM |
hungry, carnivorous land-squids
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| 01 May 2016 01:01 PM |
"19. some razor-sharp teeth"
pretty cool, but i'd definitely ingest some zombie blood/flesh and die
unless they don't infect that way
i would just bite them to a pulp
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| 01 May 2016 01:03 PM |
| not quite sure, try the other one |
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supsick
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| 01 May 2016 01:03 PM |
44 that one orb with the R in it that one
exhale |
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| 01 May 2016 01:04 PM |
"what's that mean?"
well played |
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