Z007
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:17 PM |
answering any and all medical questions
butthurt prevention: not a doc, that's obvious. not in medschool, i'm just... (look at sig)
(also, disclaimer: if I say consult a doc, it means call your doctor. if I say see a doctor, it means that, based on my knowledge, you have a potentially damaging condition that needs to be evaluated by a doctor.
k.)
- your friendly neighborhood medical nerd |
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Z007
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:20 PM |
dang y'all needa think of some medical questions
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Xecromius
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:21 PM |
my legs hurts and sore after I ran half a mile today for track and field
I have 200m tmr and I need to get my best time
How to improve legz |
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:21 PM |
| My leg is broken do you think I have an injury |
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Z007
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:22 PM |
@xecro
ice bath
it's exactly what it sounds like: a bath in ice water
@tryant
nah you're fine, just walk it off
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Xecromius
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:23 PM |
no that is too much sir pls
I'm cold under my blanket and u expect me to take a bath in icy water no |
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:23 PM |
What would happen if one of the ribs broke off due to severe frontal trauma and hit the lungs? Would there be a pneumothorax?
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Xecromius
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:24 PM |
| I think game just killed hundreds of my brain cells |
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pistoria
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:24 PM |
i experience seizures now
i thought it was just minor at first
it got worse tho
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Z007
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:25 PM |
pneumothorax (or at least a punctured lung without pneumothorax) would be pretty likely
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:25 PM |
Why did I kill "hundreds of your brain cells"?
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:25 PM |
I think I have what my colleagues call "Periodic Enzymal Trauma" which prevents me from digesting food at seemingly random intervals
Now from my research I have found very convincing evidence that this condition might a symptom of Plutonic Glucose Deficiency but I'm still checking the report
What are your thoughts? |
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:25 PM |
| i have a boil on my back should i pop it |
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Z007
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:26 PM |
pistoria you have lupus :/
nah but really though are you having seizures? i get the feeling you be kidding, but it could be absence seizures or somthin
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Xecromius
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:26 PM |
| @game "What would happen if one of the ribs broke off due to severe frontal trauma and hit the lungs? Would there be a pneumothorax?" |
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noVillain
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:27 PM |
novil if you think that's gross wait until i show you it when i pop it
LMAO jk I'm not that mean xd |
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sovietz
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:28 PM |
I have no lungs
What is my best course of action? |
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Z007
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:28 PM |
@tryant
u ded
@king
no
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pistoria
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:28 PM |
Z007 I'm not joking
one time I zoned out and fell on the ground
my body started kinda shaking and stuff thats what my mom told me
it started last month
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Z007
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:28 PM |
@sovietz
just put a bunch of water balloons in your chest cavity it's basically the same thing
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:29 PM |
If you're shaking your head why I couldn't see the obvious answer to my question, that is, "yes," then I'm sorry. While a "yes" was suspected, I was asking mainly to confirm, as well as to learn about any other possible outcomes.
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:29 PM |
| I just slit my wrists, should I use a band aid? |
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:30 PM |
| Ag, apply lemon juice first to clean it |
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| 25 Apr 2016 10:30 PM |
See I've been studying at the Boston University of Medicine for years and I've never come across such a strange condition
However I have in the past seen one patient with Reghner's Syndrome which made his ears bleed constantly, a few drops at a time
Have you ever encountered something like this? |
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