JollyV
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| 20 Apr 2016 06:00 PM |
Nutrisystemicon 2:1-3
"1. From the streets to the pastures, in the kingdom of Israel, there layeth a disquiet among the people. The children of the Lord did so love the bounty of foodstuffs great and small, from as far as Phoenicia and Thebes! They were fearful of sinful gluttony, though groweth not in bigness did they at all. 2. Suddenly, the Lord spake: 'Mine flock, knoweth that diet foodstuffs are an abonimation! Thou art eating and drinking sin, thus sin is eating and drinking thee! Repent, and be saved from empty calories!' 3. Once again, His flock did knoweth tidings of comfort and joy once again, and it was good." -Nutrisystemicon 2:1-3 |
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| 20 Apr 2016 06:02 PM |
| What? Doth my eyes deceive me? Mockery! You shall never be pure of heart. |
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| 20 Apr 2016 06:03 PM |
NOOOO CELESTABELLEBETHABELLE
Free models can't melt steel beams. |
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| 20 Apr 2016 06:06 PM |
| Seriously, you should be thankful that you're not currently being stoned to death for mocking sacred scripture. Jesus brutally died and suffered so you can be free to speak what you wish, without the law of punishment or death. Shame on you! Shame on your impure ways, Jolly. |
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