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Re: A Food Review on Frappe.

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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
Joined: 19 Oct 2014
Total Posts: 1639
20 Apr 2016 05:48 AM
Hi, Hello.
Today I will be reviewing Frappe. The local coffee cafe.

Keep in mind i'm only writing down the things that actually happened.

As I joined the server the people who worked there greeted me with open arms. Their employees were nice and responded to the things I asked for. The employees serve you quickly, so the lines dissolve much faster than usual. The Cafe was well built and did not give me low frames. Which is amazing since my computer is pretty poopy.

I went up to the counter and presented myself as a forum food critic. Asked for all the things in the menu. The employee said that they only limit up to 3 food items. Even for a forum food critic. This was Outrageous. So i spent an hour tasting all the different flavors and food items. The cups are not differently textured. If not for the text reminding me that the drink I was consuming was something else I would of thought I was getting scammed and getting the same drink over and over. I observed my surroundings and noticed that the HR's or Baristas were just spawning hover boards and joking around their employees. I over heard a conversation by 2 Baristas. I'm not sharing the name of course. But this is what they were saying to one of their junior baristas.

Female senior barista: I missed you bby.
Male senior barista: His 8 years old.
Female senior barista: I like young boys.
Male senior barista: XDD
Junior Senior barista stays quiet during their conversation.

Another conversation I overheard was.

Premium customer: Hi.
Senior barista: Hello.
Premium customer: What are you doing?
Senior barista: Oh me and my friend were going trolling.
Premium customer: Oh ok.
Senior barista: Wanna come.

The only time senior baristas actually help. Is when they kick and or ban trollers. Which is quite hypocritical seeing the second conversation was about them going trolling. And the second conversation was quite childish seeing that a Senior Barista wanted to invite someone to troll with them, when that's what they hate the most.

Time for the Interview.

Irritable onion said "Why do you work here?"
Senior barista replied: I work here because i think it's fun to.

Randomtestaccount asked "What is wrong with you?"
Senior barista replied: I Don't know... Nothing?

Randomtestaccount asked "What horrible paths has your life taken to end up in this hellhole?"
6 year old Trainee replied: Because Its freeeeeeee.

FauxInferno Complained "What are you doing? This is illegal"
"Please stop"
Barista and trainee: Lmao why is it illegal? People who are mad at frappe are trollers and jealous that frappe is the best. The main goal of frappe is to make people smile.

IrritableOnion Claimed he got attacked for being naked what do you think of this?
Trainee: You may think that it is unfair he got attacked and all... and maybe frappe did something wrong... but frappe was only doing what they though was best for there customers. They were only trying to cover up the 'scene'
so no one would get offended. that's all...

The last comment of the day. Why do you waste your life applying for a 'job' on ROBLOX?
trainee:I wouldn't call it 'wasting' my life. Since frappes main goal is to make people happy and make them smile. Now that I joined frappe I get the chance to do that.

The Pros and Cons of Frappe.
Pros
-Nice employees(probably scripted)(probably not)(probably paid actors)
-Fast service.
-lots of trollers to get to know.
-Cupcakes.
-Cookies.
-Smoothies.
-Lots of trolls to entertain you.

Cons
-Cups are not specially detailed.
-With other packages the drinks and food go through hand.
-Selfie sticks
-Hover boards don't hover.
-Baristas joke around too much.
-Sometimes trainees mess up orders.
-Sometimes there are oders. I don't know why that bugs me since i'm the Oder extremist.
-Not a lot of songs.
-Trolls get banned even though it entertains most people.
-Naked people aren't allowed

Over all frappe could be better. But they also could be worse.

Over all score 6/10

Not enough memes.

Phrase of the day.
I like young boys.

Props to galaxycatxoxo she gave me coffee while I made the review... She also answered a few questions.

The pros and cons be might be inaccurate. Possibly because I tried to add some satire and sarcastic humor in there.


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xshot23 is not online. xshot23
Joined: 17 Oct 2014
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20 Apr 2016 05:49 AM
Hows wasting ur life
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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
Joined: 19 Oct 2014
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20 Apr 2016 05:50 AM
I got banned after I said You Oder F##k to someone...

Good game frappe good game.


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IrritableOnion is not online. IrritableOnion
Joined: 18 Apr 2016
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20 Apr 2016 05:51 AM
Holy crap you put so much effort into these, lol you should turn this into a YouTube video.
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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
Joined: 19 Oct 2014
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20 Apr 2016 05:53 AM
Should I put this on OT?
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PaganiR is not online. PaganiR
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20 Apr 2016 05:56 AM
yes
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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
Joined: 19 Oct 2014
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20 Apr 2016 05:58 AM
K hiding my .44 revolver in my socks just in case.


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Whoogey is not online. Whoogey
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20 Apr 2016 06:00 AM
https://www.roblox.com/Cafe-Owners-item?id=397608858 *coughs*


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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
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20 Apr 2016 06:02 AM
Nvm they dont want RT flesh there.
I asked them for permission and they just said bye.

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Zhca is not online. Zhca
Joined: 12 Jan 2016
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20 Apr 2016 06:04 AM
My review: Everyone there is a flipping roleplayer 0/10...good for trolling tho!

https://www.roblox.com/users/43939140/profile?nl=true w0w
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swordwilder is not online. swordwilder
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20 Apr 2016 06:05 AM
It's fake food. Why are you talking like you actually tasted how it is?



http://www.roblox.com/Stelewordwilder-2-item?id=342246183
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Allergy is not online. Allergy
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20 Apr 2016 06:06 AM
please do more of these omg you are the best
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Zhca is not online. Zhca
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20 Apr 2016 06:07 AM
So how did pixels taste?

https://www.roblox.com/users/43939140/profile?nl=true
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jjj344 is not online. jjj344
Joined: 19 Dec 2010
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20 Apr 2016 06:07 AM
tl;dr - Work at a real coffee restaurant.


It seems to me that there's so much more to the world than the average eyes can see. I believe if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could've ever dreamed of.
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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
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20 Apr 2016 06:28 AM
Pixels taste great.

I only did this because all the RTers were asleep and I was bored and wanted to actually do something legitimate and not crappost like I always do.

You cant judge a person by actually trying to do something other than crapposting.

Plus changing the over all rating cause they banned me

Overall rating is now 2009memes/10

As usual.
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epicdude10987654321 is not online. epicdude10987654321
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20 Apr 2016 06:29 AM
Very unfair to people that like to dine without clothes on :(
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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
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20 Apr 2016 06:35 AM
Should I do more of these? Im thinking about reviewing breezy'z tomorrow.

But I got discouraged by the people saying why would you taste fake food,
Also i got discouraged cause my brother kept asking me hows wasting my life.


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epicdude10987654321 is not online. epicdude10987654321
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20 Apr 2016 06:36 AM
Yes these are interesting to read.
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randomtestaccount242 is not online. randomtestaccount242
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20 Apr 2016 06:38 AM
10/10 answer to my question, that is.

-Random
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IrritableOnion is not online. IrritableOnion
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20 Apr 2016 06:39 AM
It's good to make long quality threads that people will read
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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
Joined: 19 Oct 2014
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20 Apr 2016 06:40 AM
K thanks for the encouragement lads.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a nap and then wake up and waste 13-14 more hours of my life to the forums.


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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
Joined: 19 Oct 2014
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20 Apr 2016 06:41 AM
Plus im going to review more Food places with this signature look.


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xMydniyte is not online. xMydniyte
Joined: 10 Jan 2015
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20 Apr 2016 06:44 AM
You wasted your life making this text :3
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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
Joined: 19 Oct 2014
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20 Apr 2016 06:48 AM
Staph discouraging me if you say wasted my life.
Your only reminding me of my brother who keeps saying that its annoying.

But your not annoying though .3.


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FelixSnowFlake is not online. FelixSnowFlake
Joined: 19 Oct 2014
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20 Apr 2016 07:06 AM
When my computer gets fixed im gonna make a T shirt that says.

Dank Forum Food Critic.


'Everyones a Special SnowFlake. I just have Felix at the start.'
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