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| 19 Apr 2016 01:01 PM |
I DRANK A STRANGE NEON GREEN GATORADE BOTTLE AND NOW I'M GLOWING MYSELF!
ALSO, THE FLAVOR WAS CALLED "GAMMA GREEN". |
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Vleugels
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:03 PM |
inb4 it was nuclear crap
#code print ("*uninstalls life*") |
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Muunswirl
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:03 PM |
THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THIS IS BY SWALLOWING THIS RADIO PILL! IT'LL COUNTERACT THE GAMMA
my life is a macabre tapestry |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:04 PM |
"THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THIS IS BY SWALLOWING THIS RADIO PILL! IT'LL COUNTERACT THE GAMMA"
*swallows* *hair and teeth fall out* |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:04 PM |
| I think I can see what you did there, with the Radio and Gamma... |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:09 PM |
I RAN DOWN THE STREET IN PANIC
NOW THERE ARE A BUNCH OF BIRDS LAYING MOTIONLESS BEHIND ME |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:11 PM |
OK I WAS PICKED UP BY PEOPLE IN HAZMAT SUITS
THEY SAID I'M GONNA LIVE TO BE OVER 200 YEARS NOW OMG |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:12 PM |
inb4 anyone else types
no offsite links here :) |
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neongoo51
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:13 PM |
...I'm afraid the beverage you just consumed contained hints of neongoo51.
``Just wasting some space in your thread´´ |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:16 PM |
"...I'm afraid the beverage you just consumed contained hints of neongoo51."
THE BOTTLE SAID IT WAS RADIOACTIVE NUCLEAR WASTE MIXED WITH ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS.
NO WONDER IT TASTED SO GOOD. |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:18 PM |
| I think it's radioactive lemonade.... |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:19 PM |
| ONE OF THE HAZMAT GUYS SAID HE'S GONNA USE ME AS FUEL FOR A REACTOR. :( |
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| 19 Apr 2016 01:22 PM |
THEY WEREN'T JUST LAUGHING AT MY EXPENSE
THEY WERE SERIOUS. I'M GENERATING SO MUCH POWER ACCORDING TO THEM. :( |
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