phoniex
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| 17 Apr 2016 08:52 PM |
-Start out small -Conquer everyone -Become unstoppbale global superpower -Attempt to invade Russia during the Winter -Fail spectacularly -Collapse really quickly
Unless you are Russia, in which case: -Start out enormous -Conquer your neighbors -Become unstoppable global superpower -Attempt to invade Afghanistan -Fail spectacularly -Get overthrown and executed by your distant relative |
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| 17 Apr 2016 08:54 PM |
"Should I invade Russia? Rhetorical question. Of course I am going to invade Russia. I will take Moscow and St. Petersburg and I will become the Emperor of all Europe. I already am, but I will be, too." - Napoleon |
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| 17 Apr 2016 08:55 PM |
"Attempt to invade Russia during the Winter"
oh that silly short guy and... erm... "feces on his lip" guy too very fatal mistake in mother Russia, frostbite helps them |
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