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Poorlawn
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| Joined: 30 May 2013 |
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:08 PM |
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackcrap here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on ROBLOX by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox ctsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is ROBLOX. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgr, you daily show watching son of a harlot. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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Loveydovy
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:09 PM |
Chess is a battle of intelligence. Football is a battle of muscle. I know what you are thinking. "But isn't manly to be super strong?" The answer is no. Throughout the history of mankind, the people who built our world were all intellectual men.
Whether they were great philosophers such as Sun Tzu, John Locke,Friedrich Nietzsche, Confuscious, Aristotle, or Socrates; Great scientists such as Al-Zahrawi, Benjamin Franklin, Isaac Newton, Galileo, Leonardo da Vinci,Johannes Kepler, Thomas Edison, or Muhammad al-Idrisi; great artists such as Donatello, Vincent Van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, Leonardo da Vinci (again), or Michaellengallo; great statesmen such as George Washington, Julius Caesar, Thomas Jefferson, Haile Selassie, Xerxes, Alexander the Great,or Daozong; brilliant military strategists such as Leonidas, Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, Shaka Zulu, Sun Tzu, and Che Guevara.
When was the last time you read about an athlete in history class? The truth is, history is dominated by intellectuals and great minds who changed the world. What could be manlier than that?
Chess is a game of great intelligence in which you must capture your opponents pieces and win a checkmate. Simple, right? Wrong. Each piece has its own special characteristics. The pawn can only move forward one or two spaces. The bishop can only move diagonally. Because of these special characteristics, there are so many different methods to play and win the game.It's no wonder why it's a favorite game among great brilliant intellectuals such as Mark Twain, Benjamin Franklin, Lewis Caroll, Che Guevara, Napoleon Bonaparte. Chess is actually a game that involves mathematical concepts, strategic thinking, and deception. It can be used as a metaphor for many things such as war, business, and anything that involves competition. Meanwhile, in football, men with helmets just tackle each other with a dumb ball all day. |
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Occulto
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| Joined: 21 May 2007 |
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:09 PM |
the meme battles have begun..!
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:12 PM |
| You again.. Didn't you learn from last time I verbally annihilated you? I've had enough of your crap and so have my homies from the anonymous krew, people like you make me sick and you're going to learn you can't others like this without repercussions. Firstly I'm setting up my hacking program that will turn your firewall in to a waterwall then we will sail straight in to your computer and drop the mother frikin anchor straight over the off button, you won't be able to escape this takeover just like Jay-Z couldn't. Soon you will have 99 problems, then you can multiple that by 9 for a total of 891, that's right scrub I'm educated in maths, I went to Harvard with that girl that you've got a crush on. She was on her knees sucking my d while I was filling in an essay about Ishango Bone, do you even know who that is bro? No, you don't. People like you don't deserve to breath the same air as my pet King Cobra, though he lives 10x better than you ever will, while you're chucking milk and bread down your throat, my cobra is eating fully grown cows for breakfast lunch and dinner, professionally cooked by hand picked chefs flown in across the world. I'll give you one last chance, if I ever see you post on this website again then I'm going to make you regret it. |
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Poorlawn
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:14 PM |
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:17 PM |
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Heatlir at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type (short of physically acting out acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy," because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
And, uh, I'm a pretty good moderator.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally disgraceful. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me? |
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:20 PM |
| take me to flavortown daddy |
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:21 PM |
Here in my garage just bought this new Lamborghini here. Fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills. But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? This new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My TEDx talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here. In fact, I’m a lot more proud about these 7 new hollywood hills that I had to get installed to hold 2000 new Lamborghinis. It’s like what the Buffet Warren billionaire says, “The more you earn, the more you drive up here in the hollywood hills.” In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here, is that it’s a reminder-- a reminder that dreams are still possible. Because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini, sleeping on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account, and only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only 47 hills in my hollywood account, and only 47 TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini, and another Lamborghini. A few more Lamborghinis and I found 5 Lamborghinis. I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must construct additional pylons. See you over at my website, you'll find absolutely nothing.
Your reply was the most disappointing thing since my son. |
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| 17 Apr 2016 06:26 PM |
| wot the hek did u just say about me, u little skid? ill have you know I graduated top of my class in wolf sqwod, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on vaktovia, and I have over 170,000 confirmed pwns i am trained in frost bow warfare and I’m the top oder in the entire frost clan armed forces. u r nothing to me but just another kill. I will wipe u the nerd out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before at this fort, mark my words n0b. u think u can get away with saying that funny stuff to me over the internet? think again. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of wold squads across the frost clan group so you better prepare for the storm, nerd. the sparrow storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing u call ur kdr. u r flippin ded, m8. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can rek u in over 3.0x10^2 ways, and that’s just with my frost bow. not only am I extensively trained in frost bows, but i has access to the entire arsenal of the wolf squod and i will use it to its full extent to wipe ur miserable fart launcher off the face of the continent, u little nerd. If only u could have known what unholy retribution ur little “tryhard” comment was about to bring down upon u, maybe u would have held u friken wong. but u couldn’t, u didn’t, and now u r paying the piper, you gadding smegma. i will fart fury all over u and u will drown in it. u r ded ded m8 scrub skid, kiddo |
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