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Ryan_Revan is not online. Ryan_Revan
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16 Apr 2016 12:46 PM
A subpoena to compel testimony and the procurement of evidence.;

WHEREAS; The military has issued a discriminatory policy, namely its Don't Ask Don't Tell policy.
WHEREAS; The military has since deleted all records of it despite the fact that the DOJ was presently investigating it.
WHEREAS; LadyEmilia has access to the revision history of the document in question to both restore the document and determine who deleted its records.
 
THE FOLLOWING IS TO BE OBSERVED; 

WHEREFORE; LadyEmilia is hereby compelled to take screenshots of the entire revision history to show who deleted the records.

WHEREFORE; LadyEmilia is hereby compelled to testify in court (under oath) regarding who delivered the orders to delete the document.

WHEREFORE; LadyEmilia is hereby compelled to restore the document to its original conditions to allow the Department of Justice to investigate.

WHEREFORE; If all of these orders are not completed within 24 hours of the deliverance of this subpoena,, LadyEmilia shall be held in contempt of court and prosecuted by the Department of Justice for obstruction of justice.

Signed,
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Ryan_Revan
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Z007 is not online. Z007
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16 Apr 2016 12:48 PM
is this really how subpoenas are written because the whereas and wherefore seem absolutely idiotic

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TheRatchetGoomba is not online. TheRatchetGoomba
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16 Apr 2016 12:50 PM
ikr z007


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MarcusEmblox is not online. MarcusEmblox
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16 Apr 2016 12:52 PM
@z007, it's like that yes
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Ryan_Revan is not online. Ryan_Revan
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16 Apr 2016 12:53 PM
its legalese
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Z007 is not online. Z007
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16 Apr 2016 12:53 PM
it's random legalese

i mean i've written legalese before (had to write a disclaimer for myself) but that's just random 'knaw'm'sayin

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Ryan_Revan is not online. Ryan_Revan
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16 Apr 2016 12:55 PM
eh
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Z007 is not online. Z007
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16 Apr 2016 12:55 PM
it is incorrect legalese

according to subpoenas i'm looking at on google images

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Z007 is not online. Z007
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16 Apr 2016 12:55 PM
i mean not really incorrect, just inaccurate in regards to real life united states stuff

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Ryan_Revan is not online. Ryan_Revan
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16 Apr 2016 12:58 PM
it's not really supposed to be
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Swordmaker is not online. Swordmaker
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16 Apr 2016 01:00 PM
thanks for being #1
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Z007 is not online. Z007
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16 Apr 2016 01:01 PM
oh okay

usually nusa is tryna replicate real usa


but really though it'd look so much better if it was written like (please note i'm copying this formatting from potentially inaccurate google images)

YOU ARE HEREBY COMMANDED to take screenshots of the entire revision history to show who deleted the records, to testify in court regarding who delivered the orders to delete the document, and to restore the document to its original conditions to allow the Department of Justice to Investigate.

If these orders are not followed within 24 hours of this subpoena being served, you shall be held in contempt of the court and prosecuted by the Department of Justice for obstruction of justice.


privately sent to her, then released on the forums in compliance with FOIA

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kolwalski is not online. kolwalski
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16 Apr 2016 01:02 PM
no mention of exterminatus

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