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| 15 Apr 2016 10:50 PM |
During the year 2015, Roblox staff members conducted an experiment on five Roblox users. They kept them in a sealed environment stocked with five computers, cots for sleeping, access to a toilet and a sink, and enough soda and hot pockets to last them a month. The five Roblox users were deemed the top five worst roblox users with bad moderation history. They were to be sealed in for a month playing roblox. The staff's goal? To see the users reaction to the removal of tix.
For the first three days, the subjects didn't show much of a reaction. They just discovered it's removal, and didn't pay much mind to it. The users spent most of their time playing the frontpage games, a posting on forums.
On day four through six, the users started to complain. They realize they don't have tickets to trade in for robux, blocking them from catalog items. One of them paced around the room pulling their hair, not enough to actually rip out strands. Another one went to go cry in the bathroom. The other three stayed on the computers. One staff member thought they heard one subject repeating the numbers "123"
Day seven, the text subject pulling their hair snapped. They ran laps around the room in a desperate search for their parent's credit card to use on robux. The screams of the one in the bathroom can be heard through the door. The three other subjects smashed all but one computer out of pure hatred and rage. Roblox Staff noticed they had given their roblox characters 2.0 bodies.
Day eight. Nothing can be heard inside the chamber. Staff started thinking the microphones within the chamber are broken. The Staff did what they swore they'd never do. One got on the intercom and said, "We are opening the doors to check on the microphones. Lay flat on the ground or you will be perm'd." After that, there was a response from within the chamber as clear as day. It said, "Beach house roleplay is my favorite game."
Debate rang out among staff, as this isn't the reaction the intended to get from the subjects. They decided the subject weren't of any use, they sent in staff with banhammers to dispose of them. The subjects started hissing when they charged in, and the staff members started to scream at the horrifying sight. One of the subjects were clearly dead. They went under extreme stress, and started eating hotpockets until it's stomach tore open.
The subjects put up a fierce fight, as the staff struggled to hit them with their heavy hammers. The subjects we're too fast, because they were so light from not eating in days. One subject snapped the neck of one staff, but was banned shortly after the attack. The three remaining subjects saw the danger in the situation, and tried to flee from the staff. They chased them down and removed two other subjects that were tired out.
The remaining subject curled up in a ball in the corner. The staff surrounded the subject. One staff member told the others to wait, he wanted to ask the subject something. "You're not human anymore? Are you? What did you become?" The subject looked up at the staff member and snickered. "You turned me into an ODer" The staff member looked at the subject wide eyed, finishing it after three seconds of disbelief It wasn't human.
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| 15 Apr 2016 10:52 PM |
saving, will read later
giant alien spiders are no joke | GuestIy - banned for 1 day... again | |
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| 04 Jul 2016 01:11 AM |
Bump
this deserves some reads, lads
#justguestlythings | Banned for 2 days |
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| 04 Jul 2016 01:12 AM |
| That weird melon guy of rt is active, dangit |
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| 04 Jul 2016 01:12 AM |
tl;dr
https://www.roblox.com/spook-item?id=445479168 |
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| 04 Jul 2016 01:15 AM |
Oh my god. This is the best thing I have ever read!
images do please |
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| 04 Jul 2016 01:15 AM |
omg i love this
*wink wonk* |
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| 04 Jul 2016 01:21 AM |
| this is actually pretty good |
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| 04 Jul 2016 09:40 AM |
Oh man I remember this. Spooktacular
https://www.roblox.com/keeping-it-simple-item?id=291216936 |
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