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| 14 Apr 2016 11:48 PM |
1) noob stage - you just Fresh off the Boat¹ and everything About pigs is in this new place Epicness Score = -1/10 2 ) froob stage - you think You just been here for a WEEK and your Already the Talk of the town Well im going to knock you *whaps you with a baeeball bat (metal²) in the shins * DOWN A peg or TWO *does it again with the other shin* how you Like me now!!³ Epicness score = -2/10 3 ) Nooblet stage - Buber kurg have it any Way Epicness Score 0 /10 4 ) Newbie stage - Okay yur just Starting to get some of the Lingo couple of words here and there but you think You have what it takes to be a OTer just you wait You need 10k posts before you Can Lol JUST try me Epicness score = 2/10 (1/5) 5) average stage YOU HAVE NO REEDEMING QUALITIES YOU R e ever worst than the noobs Lol you will never pwn will alwaysw stay in your pit of mediorc y nobody will ever care about you Your just like everyone else...... epicness score - NEgative infinity /10 6) kinda pwner stage - no t much to say you just kinda Pwn some noobs but still not a pwner Not just there epicness 7) pwnerer stage - kinda like the oppa gangnam style of oters 8.1) THE WHOLE WORLD IS A stage - kicks into action when the nervous system begins to receive signals from within the individual neuron from the dnarna dialogue the first to achieve this mutation spoke of memories of past lives reincarnation immortality etc that these adepts were recording something real is indicated by the fact that many of them (especially hindu and sufis) gave marvelously accurately poetic vistas of evolution 1000 or 2000 years before darwin and foresaw superhumanity before nietzsche the akashic records of theosophy the collective unconscious of jung the phylogenetic unconscious of grof and ring are three modern metaphors for this circuit the visions of past and future evolution described by those who have had outofbody experiences during closetodeath episodes also describes the transtime circuit vii tunnelreality specific exercises to trigger circuit vii are not to be found in yogic teaching it usually happens if at all after several years of the kind of advanced rajah yoga that develops circuit vi facility the specific circuit vii neurotransmitter is of course lsd (peyote and psilocybin produce some circuit vii experiences also circuit vii is best considered in terms of 1977 science as the genetic archives activated by antihistone proteins the dna memory coiling back to the dawn of life a sense of the inevitability of immortality and interspecies symbiosis comes to all circuit vii mutants we now see that this also is an evolutionary forecast since we stand right now on the doorstep of extended longevity leading to immortality the exact role of the rightlobe circuits and the reason for their activation in the 1960s cultural revolution now becomes clear as sociologist fm esfandiary writes in upwingers today when we speak of immortality and of going to another world we no longer mean these in a theological or metaphysical sense people are now traveling to other worlds people are now striving for immortality transcendence is no longer a metaphysical concept it has become reality the evolutionary function of the seventh circuit and its evolutionary aeonspanning tunnelreality is to prepare us for conscious immortality and interspecies symbiosis 8) GOD stage = Jesus' son 9 ) Cruzymudwulf stage in other Words Very Epic
Which stage are you!!
¹ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOEDsZbR6jE ² Pentad Wall Thickness Technology - 5 Distinct Zones of Varying Barrel Wall Thickness for a Massive Sweet Spot Single Wall, Aerospace Grade Aluminum Alloy Design - Max Combination of Performance and Durability ³ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvRsl4rEM ⁴ Make local and long distance calls anywhere in the U.S., to Canada, and to Western Europe |
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| 14 Apr 2016 11:49 PM |
the footnotes are probably the best thing about this post
regardless, everyone here should know the pecking order -- i'm literally leagues above everyone else.
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| 14 Apr 2016 11:50 PM |
"6) kinda pwner stage - no t much to say you just kinda Pwn some noobs but still not a pwner Not just there epicness "
i feel like This is where I am tbqdh
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| 14 Apr 2016 11:52 PM |
"nobody knows you though"
who are u? op is Famouse |
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| 14 Apr 2016 11:59 PM |
im stage 9
#code print ("*uninstalls life*") |
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| 15 Apr 2016 12:00 AM |
stage 5
some hobo once told me that world was macaroni |
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Ew_OP
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| 15 Apr 2016 12:00 AM |
| cruzy, is crezy a noob o.o |
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sam_TB
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James1011
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| 15 Apr 2016 12:07 AM |
"nobody knows you though" A lot of people know OP, no one knows you.
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| 15 Apr 2016 12:08 AM |
i dont hate you
some hobo once told me that world was macaroni |
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| 15 Oct 2016 05:15 AM |
july is stage 1 august is stage 4 sept is stage 8.1 October is stage 9 |
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| 15 Oct 2016 05:16 AM |
"9 ) Cruzymudwulf"
You mean the crap post stage? Oh god.
I'm stage 6 :l
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| 15 Oct 2016 05:18 AM |
I'm stage 11.
I can't be bothered to use a Signature. |
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| 15 Oct 2016 05:19 AM |
8
im not 9 and cool yet because i still dont have 10k |
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| 15 Oct 2016 05:33 AM |
I'm fine with being mediocre I kinda tend to be a loner I know it's not exceptional I know it's not acceptable But I'm fine with being mediocre |
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