Pengwi5
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| 07 Apr 2016 01:29 PM |
This kid looked about 3, but I'm not sure how old he is exactly.
Anyway, so this kid (probably about 6) and his little brother (the 3 Y.O.) were randomly jumping on people for fun, so we were just playing along with it. Meanwhile, they decide to go after me.
Now I had a 6 year old and a 3 year old chasing me. The 6 year old was calmer, and wasn't trying to kill me (although he kept repeating "must destroy" aloud), and I could always tickle him if he tried to murder me. The 3 year old on the other hand... Well... Let's just say he isn't ticklish...
Sadly, neither of them attempted to jump on me... Instead, the younger one was scratching me... His nails are suuuuuper sharp, and now I have these really long scratches down my arms... Mainly my left arm, but wow. That kid was nasty.
Right now I'm hiding in a single-stall bathroom, trying to avoid being killed. |
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| 07 Apr 2016 01:30 PM |
| I remember when I was 3 Years Old and I pretended to be Astro Boy, I used to try and imagine that I was a robot |
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Shyamos
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| 07 Apr 2016 01:31 PM |
| say that you're telling their mothers |
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TinkerF0x
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| 07 Apr 2016 01:33 PM |
say that you're telling their mothers [2]
Observe the watermelon, swimming rapidly over the sea of the pineapple. An odd creature it may be, the watermelon are daring enough to take a risk in their hunting season. |
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Pengwi5
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| 07 Apr 2016 01:35 PM |
| One person already knows, and she'll probably tell their parents anyway lol |
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Pengwi5
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Lofik
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| 07 Apr 2016 04:33 PM |
biggest head shake in the world just punt the little twix smh
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Pengwi5
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| 07 Apr 2016 05:08 PM |
| Damn, that kid sure knows how to scratch. Sadly, he doesn't know how to trim his fingernails... |
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Mauvn
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| 07 Apr 2016 05:18 PM |
It Would Be Really Nice If You Were Not To Type Each Letter With And Uppercase Letter, Thank You Very Much.
nothing to see here, mods. |
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Pengwi5
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| 07 Apr 2016 07:47 PM |
| dash into the road and maybe they'll follow |
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| 07 Apr 2016 07:53 PM |
Buy a giant cone of icecream and bribe them with it run like hell afterwards |
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| 07 Apr 2016 07:55 PM |
| Those weren't little boys, those were midgets |
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Pengwi5
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| 07 Apr 2016 08:04 PM |
I'm not even with them anymore. In fact, I left about the same time I posted this thread lol.
Arm is still red though |
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