lobstery7
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| 06 Apr 2016 08:16 PM |
So I'm right in the middle of my GoT kick and I've realized that one of my favorite things about it are the titles. Specifically Daenerys' titles and how many she has (Mother of Dargons, Queen of Andels, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, so on and so forth).
This has given me inspiration. From now on, when I am to be formally addressed, I would like to be called Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans.
It shall now be my sig in case any of you forget that I am royalty. You all can fight each other and tear yourselves apart to be the rulers of your respective genres for all I care, but Pop is mine. I own the Pop kingdom, and it's fans are my inferiors.
Thank you, and have a good day. |
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| 06 Apr 2016 08:38 PM |
| Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans, would you rather be called Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans or just Lobstery? Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans is pretty cool but that requires a lot of copy and pasting! Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans is too long, Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans!!! |
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lobstery7
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| 06 Apr 2016 08:40 PM |
I am a ruler and I will be addressed as my full and proper title.
Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans |
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| 06 Apr 2016 08:48 PM |
| Sir yes sir Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans |
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lobstery7
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| 06 Apr 2016 08:50 PM |
Thank you, the obedient Jinglehasse.
Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans |
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| 06 Apr 2016 09:08 PM |
| Idiot, bearer of limited wisdom on semi irrelevant topics |
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| 06 Apr 2016 09:09 PM |
| Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans, I would be honored to ask some very important questions to your highness. Paper or plastic? Boxers or briefs? |
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lobstery7
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| 06 Apr 2016 09:56 PM |
"Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans, I would be honored to ask some very important questions to your highness. Paper or plastic? Boxers or briefs?"
But of course, my loyal subordinate. In regards to paper or plastic, I prefer the former. Environmental issues aside, I find plastic to be the far less annoying of the two. Something about the grittiness of the brown paper bags is irritating to me. I'd much rather deal with the smooth squeaking of plastic on my walks home from the grocery store. As far as boxers or briefs goes, I prefer neither. I consider them to be a restraint on regions of the body that were meant to be free. Of course some might ask how it's comfortable to be so free whilst wearing a pair of jeans, but I however don't find it to be bothersome at all. I don't really notice a difference in texture of the fabrics.
Lobstery, God of Infinite Wisdom and Cruelty, King of the Pop Fans |
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