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Re: why zeyad is the best politician in nusa

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SuddenRush12G is not online. SuddenRush12G
Joined: 27 Apr 2012
Total Posts: 11565
03 Apr 2016 07:03 PM
he gave his father "the talk"
once a rattlesnake bit him. after 5 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died
his cinco de mayo party starts on the eighth of march
his feet don't get blisters; his shoes do
he once went to a psychic - to warn her
he can speak russian - in french
superman has pajamas with his logo
the circus ran away to join zeyadism
he once brought a knife to a gun fight... to even the odds
his friends call him by his name; his enemies don't call him anything, because they're all dead
he once won a staring contest with his own reflection
he can kill two stones with one bird
he got pulled over for speeding once. the cop got a ticket
sharks have a week dedicated to him
his ten-gallon hat holds twenty-five gallons
he makes weeping willows laugh
he once taught my german shepherd how to bark in spanish
he bowls overhand
he once won a fist fight by staring at the competitor
he once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for using a tricycle
his lovemaking is detected by seismographs in Norway
the Holy Grail is looking for him
he once won the world series of poker by using Uno cards
he won the lifetime achievement award - twice
batman watches saturday morning cartoons about him
when he was younger he sent his parents to their room
his blood smells like cologne
once while sailing around the world, he discovered a shortcut
his shadow is frequently on the "Best Dressed" list
his pillow is cool on both sides
he once ran a marathon because it was "on the way"
the star on his christmas tree is tracked by NASA
his recipe for deviled eggs requires witchcraft
respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
his tree houses have fully furnished basements
his garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
he's never lost a game of chance
he's the life of parties he doesn't attend
he once played a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver - and won
he has inside jokes with people he's never met
when Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, he was at home watching TV
he doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone
he can strangle you with a wireless keyboard
when shot at, the bullets dodge him
he can do a wheelie on a unicycle
he can draw a perfect circle with a ruler
he can break the strings on your air guitar
he can cut through a hot knife with butter
he once through a grenade and killed 15 people - then it exploded
he can slam a revolving door
he puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
he wins games of connect four in three moves
he can hear sign language
his blood type is AK-47
he gets perfect scores in bowling with a ping-pong ball
he makes happy meals cry
when he gets home at night, he doesn't turn the light on - he turns the dark off
he beat Halo 1, 2 and 3 with a broken Guitar Hero guitar
he can speak braille
he runs Windows 7 on his Etch-a-Sketch
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iCruze is not online. iCruze
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Total Posts: 4361
03 Apr 2016 07:04 PM
W


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Royal_Zey is not online. Royal_Zey
Joined: 25 Mar 2016
Total Posts: 233
03 Apr 2016 07:05 PM
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool bae


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jb80g56 is not online. jb80g56
Joined: 17 Jul 2011
Total Posts: 280
03 Apr 2016 07:07 PM
tl;dr anyone


|A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.|
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Benjamin897 is not online. Benjamin897
Joined: 10 Apr 2008
Total Posts: 4139
03 Apr 2016 07:07 PM
smh


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Viper_Bite is not online. Viper_Bite
Joined: 25 Feb 2016
Total Posts: 74
03 Apr 2016 07:07 PM
big
black
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Astrock9 is not online. Astrock9
Joined: 06 Jan 2015
Total Posts: 452
03 Apr 2016 07:08 PM
illegal.

No seriously this is illegal
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ForeverAjs is not online. ForeverAjs
Joined: 26 Mar 2015
Total Posts: 445
03 Apr 2016 07:08 PM
Don't mind me just adding two things.
he overshouted elections
he forged your signature


Senate Majority Leader | Senate Election Comittee Vice Chairman | ForeverAjs
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Cyxe is not online. Cyxe
Joined: 25 Aug 2012
Total Posts: 2518
03 Apr 2016 07:09 PM
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS


+800 Posts
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getinthachoppa is not online. getinthachoppa
Joined: 18 Jul 2011
Total Posts: 85
03 Apr 2016 07:09 PM
im to lazy to raed it.*sigh*
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InevitableBeast is not online. InevitableBeast
Joined: 02 Feb 2011
Total Posts: 585
03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM
funny lol


Mr. Spock || InevitableBeast
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SurpriseParty is not online. SurpriseParty
Joined: 21 May 2015
Total Posts: 1711
03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM
so cool

but somehow he was fooled into losing frig++++++

best politician 2k16


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redfan22 is not online. redfan22
Joined: 27 Mar 2013
Total Posts: 220
03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM
That is how awesome zeyad is
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jody7777 is not online. jody7777
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Total Posts: 1343
03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM
how is this illegal, what have you done to your brain to think this is illegal


FOR THE CAUSE
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Royal_Zey is not online. Royal_Zey
Joined: 25 Mar 2016
Total Posts: 233
03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM
get ur facts right forever
go chek audit log
there was no election in SHOUT


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TayDashian is not online. TayDashian
Joined: 14 Mar 2015
Total Posts: 579
03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM
tl;dr
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Benjamin897 is not online. Benjamin897
Joined: 10 Apr 2008
Total Posts: 4139
03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM
tbh where does it say over-shouting congressional elections is illegal?


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MasterBuilder6789 is not online. MasterBuilder6789
Joined: 28 Jan 2013
Total Posts: 286
03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM
tl;dr - Gods worship Zeyad as a god


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FreezingWhisper is not online. FreezingWhisper
Joined: 10 Aug 2011
Total Posts: 148
03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM
I have no clue.
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Royal_Zey is not online. Royal_Zey
Joined: 25 Mar 2016
Total Posts: 233
03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM
stfu surp at lest im trustworthy
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funtoad is not online. funtoad
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03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM
xdddd
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SurpriseParty is not online. SurpriseParty
Joined: 21 May 2015
Total Posts: 1711
03 Apr 2016 07:12 PM
ok enjoy being trustworthy and hella poor XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


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iShadowGT is not online. iShadowGT
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03 Apr 2016 07:12 PM
hes poor so hes irreverent


UR POOR TO BUT XD



hi zeyad love m


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Royal_Zey is not online. Royal_Zey
Joined: 25 Mar 2016
Total Posts: 233
03 Apr 2016 07:13 PM
hela por on robloks ono

im not poor irl lmao?!
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ForeverAjs is not online. ForeverAjs
Joined: 26 Mar 2015
Total Posts: 445
03 Apr 2016 07:13 PM
I guess we can sit back and see what one roblox admins ban first :O


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