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he gave his father "the talk" once a rattlesnake bit him. after 5 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died his cinco de mayo party starts on the eighth of march his feet don't get blisters; his shoes do he once went to a psychic - to warn her he can speak russian - in french superman has pajamas with his logo the circus ran away to join zeyadism he once brought a knife to a gun fight... to even the odds his friends call him by his name; his enemies don't call him anything, because they're all dead he once won a staring contest with his own reflection he can kill two stones with one bird he got pulled over for speeding once. the cop got a ticket sharks have a week dedicated to him his ten-gallon hat holds twenty-five gallons he makes weeping willows laugh he once taught my german shepherd how to bark in spanish he bowls overhand he once won a fist fight by staring at the competitor he once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for using a tricycle his lovemaking is detected by seismographs in Norway the Holy Grail is looking for him he once won the world series of poker by using Uno cards he won the lifetime achievement award - twice batman watches saturday morning cartoons about him when he was younger he sent his parents to their room his blood smells like cologne once while sailing around the world, he discovered a shortcut his shadow is frequently on the "Best Dressed" list his pillow is cool on both sides he once ran a marathon because it was "on the way" the star on his christmas tree is tracked by NASA his recipe for deviled eggs requires witchcraft respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores his tree houses have fully furnished basements his garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle he's never lost a game of chance he's the life of parties he doesn't attend he once played a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver - and won he has inside jokes with people he's never met when Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, he was at home watching TV he doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone he can strangle you with a wireless keyboard when shot at, the bullets dodge him he can do a wheelie on a unicycle he can draw a perfect circle with a ruler he can break the strings on your air guitar he can cut through a hot knife with butter he once through a grenade and killed 15 people - then it exploded he can slam a revolving door he puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" he wins games of connect four in three moves he can hear sign language his blood type is AK-47 he gets perfect scores in bowling with a ping-pong ball he makes happy meals cry when he gets home at night, he doesn't turn the light on - he turns the dark off he beat Halo 1, 2 and 3 with a broken Guitar Hero guitar he can speak braille he runs Windows 7 on his Etch-a-Sketch |
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Royal_Zey
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:05 PM |
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool bae
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jb80g56
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:07 PM |
tl;dr anyone
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Astrock9
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:08 PM |
illegal.
No seriously this is illegal
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:08 PM |
Don't mind me just adding two things. he overshouted elections he forged your signature
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:09 PM |
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS
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| im to lazy to raed it.*sigh* |
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM |
funny lol
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM |
so cool
but somehow he was fooled into losing frig++++++
best politician 2k16
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redfan22
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM |
| That is how awesome zeyad is |
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM |
how is this illegal, what have you done to your brain to think this is illegal
FOR THE CAUSE |
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Royal_Zey
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:10 PM |
get ur facts right forever go chek audit log there was no election in SHOUT
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM |
tbh where does it say over-shouting congressional elections is illegal?
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM |
tl;dr - Gods worship Zeyad as a god
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:11 PM |
stfu surp at lest im trustworthy
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:12 PM |
ok enjoy being trustworthy and hella poor XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:12 PM |
hes poor so hes irreverent
UR POOR TO BUT XD
hi zeyad love m
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Royal_Zey
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:13 PM |
hela por on robloks ono
im not poor irl lmao?!
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| 03 Apr 2016 07:13 PM |
I guess we can sit back and see what one roblox admins ban first :O
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