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| 02 Apr 2016 08:37 AM |
| You and your family are tied to chairs.The mafia boss is holding a gun along with his partners.There are some tools around.What do? |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:37 AM |
just die
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UGH FLOODCHECK
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:39 AM |
| Because of this your family dies too. You monster |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:43 AM |
mafia families don't usually kill for no reason and since I don't run a district or a mafia family or a business I would ask them why they even have me
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:44 AM |
Recite the entirety of the bee movie script.
Eh. Who needs siggys? |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:45 AM |
| The mafia boss says, "We have you because your father has some unfinished business" |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:46 AM |
| Didn't watch the bee movie so continue |
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Shyamos
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:46 AM |
| Pick up a screwdriver and throw it at someone |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:47 AM |
walk out and deal with it
hey, good meme | https://twitter.com/_twainP |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:49 AM |
| @Shyamos The boss is mildly annoyed and tries to shoot you and misses |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:51 AM |
| go all shootup on them with my aug |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:52 AM |
| @twainprice not going back for your family? Alright. You walk out and there are landmines almost everywhere |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:53 AM |
walk around the landmines and deal with it
hey, good meme | https://twitter.com/_twainP |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:53 AM |
| In this situation I would want to be moving with my uncle in the town of bel air |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:56 AM |
| @rjfoxy Surprise Surprise you got em not the mafia is wearing bullet proof vests,pants,and helmets. What do? |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:57 AM |
try to take his gun with my mouth
tim cipul |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:57 AM |
| No such thing as bullet proof helmet |
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rjfoxy
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:57 AM |
lol theres's no bullet proof pantz u skrub
and if there was
pulls out desert eagle 50 cal
shoots them in chest
"try calling that bulletproof" |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:58 AM |
i tell him i'll kill my own father with my own hands and then join the mafia
yeah i know i'm cool
sfm.pt |
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:58 AM |
bullet proof helmet
the world has lost its mind |
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anaka9
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| 02 Apr 2016 08:59 AM |
unfinished buisness was a cool deck in mtg2014
Sweet dreams are made of cheese |
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| 02 Apr 2016 09:02 AM |
@twainprice you escaped congrats you left your family and went to live with your auntie and uncle in bel air
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days
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| 02 Apr 2016 09:06 AM |
| @real_words you successfully got the gun you still can't use since well you're tied up |
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| 02 Apr 2016 09:07 AM |
Grab a gun and shoot my family including me so the family name is no more.
To submit jokes to me, please follow me to send submissions to cut down on other bots. |
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| 02 Apr 2016 09:09 AM |
@bjraif1234 Just imagine
@rjfoxy you forgot they had bullet proof vests so you only bruise em these vests are really strong
@sfmpit you win you get the mafia ending then the mafia betray you by murdering you 2 weeks later
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