AlexxTC
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| Joined: 29 Jan 2014 |
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| 29 Mar 2016 01:30 AM |
Hobo with a sign: *holds sign up*
Sign: Will work for money. Now.
Me: *taking a stroll*
Hobo with a sign: Is that...
Me: *starts sweating and walking faster*
Hobo with a sign: IS THAT ALEX?
Me: *starts sprinting*
Hobo with a sign: YOU RUINED MY LIFE ALEX, YOU'RE GONNA PAY
Me: *still running*
Hobo with a sign: *chasing me* i had a wife and kids, now theyre dead...
Me: *slowing down*
Hobo: we had a good system, then you stopped showing up every day, you were gone for weeks, i was out of a job, i had no money, my wife and kids starved to death, and i will soon too.
Me: your wife and kids aren't dead.
Hobo: w-what? h-how is that possible?!?
Me: they're safe.
Hobo: r-really? how?!
Me: because shes at my house having _S_E_.____x____ with me every day. and the kids. ;)
Hobo: Why I Otta!!! *charges up a big punch*
Me: take it easy man, take it easy. *shoots him instantly*
Me: *runs to times square*
Me: who wants to hold up a sign for 200 dollars a day?
Some Hot Girl: sure.
Me: >:)
[[[[The Next Day]]]]
Me: Ok ok, places everyone. we got like 3 guys out there.
Me: oh and, location girl, you gotta jump and wear this thin bikini.
Me: lets go!
Curtains: zzzz... huh... oh. *Open*
Location Hottie: *jumping up and down* [Location: **unreadable because its bouncing**]
Audience Member #1: I can't read the bl**dy sign.
Me: *shoots him with a silent sniper rifle*
Me: carry on.
Yasuo: hey hey hey, what am i sitting on?
Larry the Lobster: hey, has anyone seen my Pile O Crap around here?
Larry the Lobster: I think it was near that chair.
Yasuo: oh boy...
Lucario: oh sorry, i ate that.
Larry the Lobster: now how will i feed my family.
Squidward: what a shame.
Gibby: GIBBEH!!!
Squidward: get lost.
Gibby: *teleports into the woods, lost* great.
Squidward: Glad he's gone.
Squidward: What's my line again?
Me: you blow a big bubblegum bubble now.
Squidward: i dont have any gum.
Me: nevermind it then.
Squidward: whatever.
iCarly: and now, a special showing.
A Big Screen: *comes down from the ceiling*
A Big Screen: Bet you didnt know i was up there huh?
A Big Screen: Check it. *shows video*
Narrator: In a world where the air always smells bad...
Narrator: one man who builds birdhouses... on a quest...
Narrator: to save africa from destruction... must die alone...
Guy on a Quest: you know i dont really care about africa.
Narrator: then what will the movie be about
Guy on a Quest: i dont care. cancel it.
Big Screen: See y'all later! *goes back up*
iCarly: thanks for coming out tonight.
Gnar's Ghost: WAIT! These people killed me, permanently.
Gnar's Ghost: Stop funding this.
Audience Member #2: i thought this was the movies
Audience Member 3: you forgot my #
Audience Member #3: i love it here! *leaves*
Alex: that was an epic fail.
Schnauzer: tell me about it.
Alex: totall-- wait a second
Schnauzer: *big cheeky grin*
Alex: That's all folks.
Pig in a Circle: THATS MY LINE YOU PIECE OF--
Alex: *blows smoke off of revolver* *fake yawn*
Schnauzer: dude, you killed him!
Alex: he'll be back next time
Alex: what time is it
Schnauzer: *checks watch*
Alex: *quickly leaves*
Schnauzer: its 9:30 wait whered you go
Alex: god i can not stand that guy... *smokes a cig* |
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| 29 Mar 2016 01:31 AM |
| U MESS WITH JOHN CENA U MESS WITH ALL OF US |
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| 29 Mar 2016 01:43 AM |
That was absolutely beautiful. Where can i find more of this?
I lurk the nights... not to hurt anyone or something, but to finish homework and "master the bait" |
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