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Re: John Cena, Doge, Shrek, and Anime are all terrible.

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AlexxTC is not online. AlexxTC
Joined: 29 Jan 2014
Total Posts: 433
29 Mar 2016 01:30 AM
Hobo with a sign: *holds sign up*

Sign: Will work for money. Now.

Me: *taking a stroll*

Hobo with a sign: Is that...

Me: *starts sweating and walking faster*

Hobo with a sign: IS THAT ALEX?

Me: *starts sprinting*

Hobo with a sign: YOU RUINED MY LIFE ALEX, YOU'RE GONNA PAY

Me: *still running*

Hobo with a sign: *chasing me* i had a wife and kids, now theyre dead...

Me: *slowing down*

Hobo: we had a good system, then you stopped showing up every day, you were gone for weeks, i was out of a job, i had no money, my wife and kids starved to death, and i will soon too.

Me: your wife and kids aren't dead.

Hobo: w-what? h-how is that possible?!?

Me: they're safe.

Hobo: r-really? how?!

Me: because shes at my house having _S_E_.____x____ with me every day. and the kids. ;)

Hobo: Why I Otta!!! *charges up a big punch*

Me: take it easy man, take it easy. *shoots him instantly*

Me: *runs to times square*

Me: who wants to hold up a sign for 200 dollars a day?

Some Hot Girl: sure.

Me: >:)

[[[[The Next Day]]]]

Me: Ok ok, places everyone. we got like 3 guys out there.

Me: oh and, location girl, you gotta jump and wear this thin bikini.

Me: lets go!

Curtains: zzzz... huh... oh. *Open*

Location Hottie: *jumping up and down* [Location: **unreadable because its bouncing**]

Audience Member #1: I can't read the bl**dy sign.

Me: *shoots him with a silent sniper rifle*

Me: carry on.

Yasuo: hey hey hey, what am i sitting on?

Larry the Lobster: hey, has anyone seen my Pile O Crap around here?

Larry the Lobster: I think it was near that chair.

Yasuo: oh boy...

Lucario: oh sorry, i ate that.

Larry the Lobster: now how will i feed my family.

Squidward: what a shame.

Gibby: GIBBEH!!!

Squidward: get lost.

Gibby: *teleports into the woods, lost* great.

Squidward: Glad he's gone.

Squidward: What's my line again?

Me: you blow a big bubblegum bubble now.

Squidward: i dont have any gum.

Me: nevermind it then.

Squidward: whatever.

iCarly: and now, a special showing.

A Big Screen: *comes down from the ceiling*

A Big Screen: Bet you didnt know i was up there huh?

A Big Screen: Check it. *shows video*

Narrator: In a world where the air always smells bad...

Narrator: one man who builds birdhouses... on a quest...

Narrator: to save africa from destruction... must die alone...

Guy on a Quest: you know i dont really care about africa.

Narrator: then what will the movie be about

Guy on a Quest: i dont care. cancel it.

Big Screen: See y'all later! *goes back up*

iCarly: thanks for coming out tonight.

Gnar's Ghost: WAIT! These people killed me, permanently.

Gnar's Ghost: Stop funding this.

Audience Member #2: i thought this was the movies

Audience Member 3: you forgot my #

Audience Member #3: i love it here! *leaves*

Alex: that was an epic fail.

Schnauzer: tell me about it.

Alex: totall-- wait a second

Schnauzer: *big cheeky grin*

Alex: That's all folks.

Pig in a Circle: THATS MY LINE YOU PIECE OF--

Alex: *blows smoke off of revolver* *fake yawn*

Schnauzer: dude, you killed him!

Alex: he'll be back next time

Alex: what time is it

Schnauzer: *checks watch*

Alex: *quickly leaves*

Schnauzer: its 9:30 wait whered you go

Alex: god i can not stand that guy... *smokes a cig*
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AwesomeRobloxMarc is not online. AwesomeRobloxMarc
Joined: 14 Jan 2011
Total Posts: 42379
29 Mar 2016 01:31 AM
U MESS WITH JOHN CENA U MESS WITH ALL OF US
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samuel1903 is not online. samuel1903
Joined: 29 Jun 2009
Total Posts: 15007
29 Mar 2016 01:33 AM
ok
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Awesome5872 is not online. Awesome5872
Joined: 10 Oct 2012
Total Posts: 126
29 Mar 2016 01:43 AM
That was absolutely beautiful. Where can i find more of this?


I lurk the nights... not to hurt anyone or something, but to finish homework and "master the bait"
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