aaaddddhg
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| 09 Sep 2015 08:09 PM |
Illegal Things:
1) Bothering the royal Aaaddddhg Penalty: Death
2) Treason Penalty: You are to be boiled alive and eaten by Aaaddddhg
3) Murder Penalty: A small fine of 2 beans
4) Theft Penalty: A small fine of 3 beans
5) Stealing from Aaaddddhg Penalty: We will slice you limb from limb and use your arms as firewood, as you watch your disembodied arms burn, I will eat your first born child in front of you. If you have no first born child, then I will throw you and all of your loved ones in the well.
6) Stealing from a royal person Penalty: You are to give all of your belongings to Aaaddddhg and be banished to the wilderness
7) Trespassing Penalty: If caught, you will be skinned alive and roasted for a meal for my loyal men.
8) Cutting down a tree Penalty: You will be hunted for game. Once caught, you will surrender your beans and your life to the state. You and all of your village will pay as eternal slaves to Aaaddddhg.
9) Killing a plant of any kind Penalty: 4,000 years in the dungeon.
10) Arsonry Penalty: You will pay a small fine of 10 beans and be jailed for 600 years.
11) Property Damage Penalty: We will nuke your house.
12) Wearing Red Penalty: You will be made to swim in the blood of your loved ones, and drink all of it.
13) Insulting the Color Green Penalty: You will be buried in front of Aaaddddhg Castle
14) Insulting Nunsense, the Musical Penalty: Death
15) Taking the name of Aaaddddhg in vain Penalty: You will be tied to a nuke and be launched to the open ocean.
16) Taking the name of Aquakid1 in vain Penalty: Who knows? Aquakid1 is worse than Aaaddddhg and will likely destroy you.
17) Rebellion Penalty: You will be turned into a plant creature by Aaaddddhg's black magic and spend the rest of your days immobile.
18) Accumulating more wealth than Aaaddddhg Penalty: Since this is basically impossible, Aaaddddhg will visit you and take all of your beans and belongings. Then, he will light you on fire and throw you into a river, tied to an anchor.
19) Counterfeiting Beans Penalty: 1,369 years in the dungeon
20) Using carrots as currency Penalty: You will be made to denounce your faith to Aaaddddhg (See #21)
21) Denouncing your faith to Aaaddddhg Penalty: You will be de-limbed and thrown into the well.
22) Driving around in an unregistered vehicle Penalty: You will be sautéed and served for the Annual Aaaddddhg Royal Feast.
23) Forming worker's unions Penalty: Since any form of democracy is unacceptable, you will be facing anywhere from 4,000,000 to 69,696,969 years in one of Aaaddddhg's state-of-the-art dungeons.
24) Violent Rebellion Penalty: Since Aaaddddhg likes a challenge, he will fight you with his black magic. You will lose and you will perish.
25) Demanding benefits or healthcare from Aaaddddhg Penalty: You will be put on a false regiment of "AaaddddhgCare inc." which gives the illusion that you are receiving healthcare, when in reality you are being slowly and painfully poisoned to death.
26) Not attending masses at Aaaddddhg Chapel Penalty: You will be burned at the stake and served at the local bar as "steak"
(Further Laws will be made at the digression of Aaaddddhg) |
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| 09 Sep 2015 08:10 PM |
http://www.roblox.com/games/295013114/------
I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time... |
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| 09 Sep 2015 08:26 PM |
you will be thrown in the dungeon with a special plant food that makes you live forever for 2000000 years.
Pasta plz |
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aaaddddhg
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| 25 Mar 2016 07:28 AM |
| come back in ten years @Trivectus |
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| 25 Mar 2016 07:38 AM |
So, after 2000000 years you won't live forever anymore?
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WATERBIN1
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| 25 Mar 2016 07:41 AM |
Not allowed to state your opinion? Sounds like north korea. Also reporting ur thread because its violent and not approtiate for kids.
That's a very nice hat you got there. |
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| 03 Apr 2016 09:23 AM |
This thread is just hilarious.
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