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| 07 Mar 2016 11:16 AM |
| inspired by http://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=184929574 |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:18 AM |
POSSIBLE SCENARIOS FOLLOWING MITOSPORIC COLLISION OF TWO STARS ON OPPOSITE SPECTRUMS OF THE MORGAN-KEENAN CLASSIFICATION SPECTRAL CLASSIFICATION SYSTEM AND OF SIMILAR MAGNITUDE
DR. MARTIN KING and PROF. BRO STEVE Paid in part by Samadhi Tank Co. Inc.,14204 Beyers Ln, Grass Valley, CA 94949
Abstract -- The inconclusive results of a simulation designed to test for possible scenarios of the collision between two stars of approximate size and mass. One star would be made of ice, with an average temperature of -1000C°. The other star would be made of lava, with an average temperature of 1000C°. The results may surprise you.
Historical Background For several rather long centuries, a question has been raised by many prominent figures in the scientific community -- a side effect, if you will, of the rapid advancement in our understanding of the universe, one that directly followed the Age of Enlightenment and consequently, the birth of the father of empiricism, or the preceding founder of the modern investigative method used today by scientists. This question has long eluded us thinkers; some called it ridiculous, impossible, stupid, redundant, moronic, idiotic, ignorant, kijinga; others called it the next step in astrophysics, the next scientific revolution. What would happen if a sun made of ice would collide with a normal, lava sun? The suns would be exactly the same size and the overall temperature of the sun made of ice would be -1000C° and the overall temperature of the sun made out of lava would be 1000C° also. Would the suns nullify each other in a way that only empty space would remain or would a sun of 0C° be generated? Those who stifled progress would point out some of the perhaps surface-level “problems” with the problem. How is it possible to have a sun below absolute zero (-273C°)? Others would point out how suns are not composed out neither ice nor lava. How could the sun of either temperature be able to sustain fusion within the core? These are all questions that show a fundamental lack of understanding of what is being asked. It becomes quite obvious that the question is not asking what would happen to the suns in our universe, but the possible suns in other universes. Of course, it does not make sense within our understanding of the laws of the universe. It is silly to even ask. However, when it comes to other universes, it’s a whole different question. Perhaps the question should be prefaced with In a theoretical universe different from our own that would allow such a scenario,. The addition of this clause makes the question cumbersome, however, so I propose that we abbreviate it to IATUDFOOTWASAS. So the question now is: IATUDFOOTWASAS, what would happen if a sun made of ice would collide with a normal, lava sun? And so on. The question before now is how would one even test such a question? How could we possibly even begin to parse an understanding of the IATUDFOOTWASAS? We will have to deduce the nature of the IATUDFOOTWASAS through several different experiments and methods. Before these several different experiments and methods, however, funds would have had to been provided for us to conduct such several different experiments and methods. Ridicule was often faced by us whenever funds were asked for. Gone through several research institutes who all denied the legitimacy of our doctorates and sensibilities. Not the McGovern Institute for Brain Research at MIT. Not SRI International of Menlo Park. Not the Bright Horizons at U of U Research Park. The european Organization for Nuclear Research, formerly known as CERN, laughed at us over the tele-phone. Michigan State, not one peep. MSU, ISU, USU, OSU, UoC - Berkeley, JSU, BSU, ASU, none. International funding was not a possibility. Private sectorization was the way. The key, if you will willed. That or fraud. IATUDFOOTWASAS had to be funded. What could even be gleamed from our conclusions could be used in a various amountwith applications in fields such as geology. I had to part forth some of my own amassed fortune. In accounted for, and for my accounting, we managed to fund our project partially, not fully, through Kickstarter. We had only reached 13% of our anointed goal (100,000). Only two days left of the stretch goal, none met except for a copy of this very paper you are currently holding in your hands, whether digitally nor analoggly. In fear, we had lowered the goal to 500, 5% of the 100%. This made the Kickstarter look successfully, and was featured in severeal different onnline publications, being cited as one of the quickest fundraisers in the site’s history. This extra jorunalismitic push pulled the Kickstarter well beyond its original goal of 500. In leau of this newly-gained amassed fortune, several companies like Samadhi Tank Company (specializing in isolation deprivation tanks for personal use), had pitched in in account of what could be imcomplished. |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:18 AM |
if dogge A is 54 pounds and 2.2 feet tall, and dogge B is 32985.454360314159 pounds, approximately how large is dogge B |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:19 AM |
| an excerpt from my gargantuan mind altering comedy about the pursuit of happiness in America, the beta simulations. thought it would be fitting to share.. |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:21 AM |
| using the ratio of doge A's height and weight and applying it to doge B, doge B should be ~1343.85184428 ft |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:21 AM |
у Тани было 10 кг яблок
у Андрея была одна пятая (1/5) яблок Тани.
сколько яблок было у Андрея? |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:24 AM |
@crezy i found it informative and interesting 10/10
@rewbleex i dont read russian or whatever that is |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:25 AM |
what sound does goofy make
Hey Mr. Doesn'tBumpTheThreadAllTheTime! I'll Bump, YOU!!! |
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Rewbleex
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:25 AM |
| isn't it funny how a language barrier can stop a smart person from solving a 1st grade math problem |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:25 AM |
| but can you answer the question (second paragraph) |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:30 AM |
I like cats
@foxerz GA-HURSH
@skolas probably bad things
@crezy no i cant
@rewbleex youre posing that observation as an insult but i never claimed to be able to read russian |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:31 AM |
power = current x _______
what is the missing word
http://www.roblox.com/F-Zero-RX-item?id=376008767 |
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membra
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:32 AM |
How can we be real if our mirrors don't have eyes?
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:36 AM |
Power = current x voltage
Thewalls have ears |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:38 AM |
how does one jump dimensions
-Reslard's alt |
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Rewbleex
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:46 AM |
i never posed it as an insult
sorry if it hurt ur feelings |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:47 AM |
are mirrors real if so how
"you've got to show me, both knees, skin and bone, Clothe me, throw me, move me 'til I can sell you lies" - CHVRCHES |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:49 AM |
| Mirrors are fake just like photosynthesis and the moon landing |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:53 AM |
| If point A is 15 centimetres from point B, how long away is point Z? |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:55 AM |
| Assuming all points are equidistant from their preceding and subsequent points, point A to point Z is 390cm |
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the_best
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:56 AM |
| how can we be real if our eyes arent mirrors |
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| 07 Mar 2016 11:57 AM |
| Existence is not dependent on mirrors |
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the_best
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| 07 Mar 2016 12:45 PM |
"Existence is not dependent on mirrors"
but how can mirrors be real if our eyes are real |
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| 24 Mar 2016 12:40 PM |
train a is heading 13 kilometers towards train b which is heading 15 kilometers from train c
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