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| 24 Mar 2016 10:43 AM |
A computer she wanted, my hard drive she got
Some pork she wanted, my white meat she got
Help she wanted, my AIDS she got
A translator she wanted, my cunning-linguist she got
A board she wanted, nailed she got
A nail she wanted, a screw she got
Carpet she wanted, shag she got
A fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
Camels she wanted, humpped she got
A KitKat she wanted, four finger she got
A screen door she wanted, slammed she got
A screen door she wanted, the back door she got
Paper she wanted, a ream she got
A cucumber she wanted, my pickle she got
A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got
A pizza she wanted, a backdoor delivery she got
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got
A horse she wanted, donkey punched she got
An application she wanted, filled out she got
An oriental monical she wanted, my japs eye she got
A helicopter she wnated my chopper she got
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| 24 Mar 2016 10:47 AM |
| I really really like this post. may I save this post? |
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| 24 Mar 2016 11:00 AM |
A lady came into the store one day, asking for a shower.
A shower she wanted?
A golden shower she got!! |
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