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| 23 Mar 2016 10:18 PM |
My mum says "Right you two" "Go buy a M16." My brother doesn't and my mum SAYS "Why aren't you GOING to buy a gun?" "Cuz I don't wanna".
Anyway, I go to the gunshop and I buy a M16. I come back home and my mum asks me if I had fun. "No".
Suddenly I'm hungry, I tell my mom to make me something to eat. She refuses.
So I head to the fridge and I open it up. And I find a dead baby inside.
I grab a spoon and eat the dead baby.
MMMM NICE!
Now your all wondering, "Michael how did you find that dead baby?".
Well good question, let me tell you. You see the other day I was walking home from school, where I found a big fat red box by the side of the road.
"OOh what's in it" I said.
I open up the red box and I find a dead baby inside. I'm happy and I bring it home and stuff in the fridge.
Anyway back to the story...
I then get bored and so I got outside.
I then find a time machine in my backyard. I go inside it and I go back in time.
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| 23 Mar 2016 10:24 PM |
Part II
I walk through the jungle and I find a caveman.
He is fascinated by my M16 and so I give it to him.
He then shoots another caveman and he rolled over and died.
I then get bored so I go back to my time machine and I go back HOME.
But evil plums make my time machine malfunction.
Oh no!
OH NO!
Oh no!
I then get out of my time machine and I find out that I am in China.
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| 23 Mar 2016 10:25 PM |
greatest nam story 10/10
better than full metal jacket & apocalypse now |
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| 23 Mar 2016 10:27 PM |
I AM ACTUALLY A BIG FAN OF MICHAEL ROSEN AND I AM OFFENDED BY THIS STORY |
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