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| 08 Mar 2016 02:32 PM |
(Here i ill start)
Long ago there was a normal guy who suddedly his journey as a legend starts...
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| 08 Mar 2016 02:43 PM |
| And his mom died, and he was determined to end cancer. |
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| 08 Mar 2016 05:08 PM |
| He assembled a WAIFU ARMY from all across the world |
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| 08 Mar 2016 05:10 PM |
| He then went to molecular level and destroyed cancer. |
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| 08 Mar 2016 05:12 PM |
| Cancer then split into 7 MINI-BOSSES, each of whom drop a KEY to the FINAL CANCER BOSS. |
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| 08 Mar 2016 05:14 PM |
| Shoots layzers out of fingers while flying to and fro, kills all the mini-bosses. |
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| 08 Mar 2016 05:34 PM |
| Unfortunately he forgot about Ebola, which... |
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Reisfeldz
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| 09 Mar 2016 11:59 AM |
But suddenly, Trump emerges!
I have a PhD in professional, manual rice-farming. |
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| 09 Mar 2016 12:42 PM |
Trump sings "I Touch Myself" (Look it up in YouTube, lip sync battle, but be wary of uh, not child appropriate content |
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| 09 Mar 2016 05:11 PM |
| Everyone comes back to life, and is autistic. |
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| 09 Mar 2016 05:33 PM |
Aliens from the XCOM franchise suddenly obliterate the Earth, eating any remains of the species who inhabited it, due to the species being so autistic that they literally were considered "non-sentient".
The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill. It'd be an even better place if some of them choked on it. |
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| 09 Mar 2016 07:04 PM |
Unfortunately, some idiot AKA me decided to take the above poster's signature and actually implement it in the story. All the aliens died because they choked to death on a "chill pill" made by LexCorp. |
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| 09 Mar 2016 07:30 PM |
| So then trump watches his daily wall dose he says it has to be whiter. Whiter than milk to represent the american white color. But then the mooslims got mad and bombed there way to america |
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| 09 Mar 2016 07:53 PM |
Trump proceeded to choke on a chill pill.
The Muslims chilled out, abandoned Sharia Law, and the world resided as a friendly, developed, first-world place where only the betterment of the human race was looked for, due to the Great Chill Pill Evolution.
The End.
The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill. It'd be an even better place if some of them choked on it. |
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| 09 Mar 2016 07:56 PM |
| Then op kills the dead and revives us all |
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| 09 Mar 2016 07:57 PM |
| No one take it further, this is the best story ever and it deserves this ending. |
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| 10 Mar 2016 04:38 AM |
| Suddenly, Tunak Tunak Tun plays and the Indian soldiers began to open fire upon the British House of Parliament. |
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| 10 Mar 2016 08:34 AM |
| But den, a nooke vloos oop ool of stuff ern time wuz here. |
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| 10 Mar 2016 08:54 PM |
| Donald trump dies and Ebola is over. |
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| 26 Mar 2016 05:29 PM |
| The World Health Organization manages to compress Ebola to a single jar, but they compress it too much and it becomes a BLACK HOLE!!! |
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| 26 Mar 2016 06:20 PM |
the black hole releases a monster named "Autism"
mango |
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